a hot costume

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/9s211o/4_years_ago_i_asked_my_first_tinder_match_out_on/

Wow

Took me three times to get a yes

Took Donald Trump 3 times to get a yes on a date with Melania

I know a girl who uses tinder, she smokes weed and is lonely most of the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g_VzKwNW8Q

The girls I met at church don't smoke weed and feel happy most of the time

god is love

Love is Godly

Church girls are TRAD

<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705> girls

Girls are too much effort

Quiet, furfag

No u

It's true tho

but they make sandwiches

Its so true thou

girls are so much work

now hold on, no woman is going to make me as good a sandwich as i would myself

ehhhhh

Sexist

almost true

girls are only work if you sprung

if Gordon Ramsey was a woman he could make a sandwich better than you can.

also that was a terrible sentence

fuck if gordon could outcook me at all

oh shit

Fleccas talks will say anything on camera for $15

Whore

never heard of this scruffy rando

Off to see Jordan Peterson's lecture in Edinburgh, pretended to my family that I didn't know who he was. :P

o shit nigga

caravan is on GloomTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LIU2iR86EY

Did you clean your room before you left?

And fed your lobsters

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pretty sure it's an invasive force