Message from @Arkhamist

Discord ID: 595834142600724520


2019-07-03 03:32:44 UTC  

KIDNAP WOMAN AND FORCE INTO MARRIAGE

2019-07-03 03:32:55 UTC  

Afghan dating

2019-07-03 03:33:12 UTC  

Bah

2019-07-03 03:33:20 UTC  

Nothing the 10th Guards Regiment couldn't fix

2019-07-03 03:34:39 UTC  

If God exists why no gf

2019-07-03 03:43:14 UTC  

I need to pray and talk to my priest for direction on life

2019-07-03 03:49:06 UTC  

Lmao this is now a channel

2019-07-03 03:51:36 UTC  

Yeah, I keep getting people asking for advice everywhere so I just made it a channel

2019-07-03 03:58:43 UTC  

lmao

2019-07-03 03:58:49 UTC  

step 1

2019-07-03 03:58:57 UTC  

locate nearest yaoi selling store

2019-07-03 04:14:14 UTC  

>buy yeet cannon
>Hold girl on street at gunpoint
>Stuff her in your trunk
>Cuff her to her radiator when you get home
>Sedate her heavily
>Grow a beard
>3 months later let her go and convince her you're someone else who came to rescue her
>She will offer her hand in marriage as gratitude
>Repeat if she resists

2019-07-03 04:16:55 UTC  

you laugh

2019-07-03 04:17:17 UTC  

but yaoi reading grills are most likely virgins

2019-07-03 04:26:11 UTC  

Easy

2019-07-03 04:26:24 UTC  

Chloroform

2019-07-03 04:26:40 UTC  

That's every girls weakness

2019-07-03 04:26:47 UTC  

👀

2019-07-03 04:27:44 UTC  

I thought their weakness was behind the knees?

2019-07-03 04:28:31 UTC  

I think I need to write in an update in my Prima™ Official Game Guide

2019-07-03 04:32:09 UTC  

Boom she won't say no

2019-07-03 04:50:52 UTC  

Huh. This is new.

2019-07-03 04:51:47 UTC  

@Based Chav made it just for you ❤

2019-07-03 04:52:30 UTC  

I suppose I can take ownership of this channel. My game is in the upper quartile here. <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

2019-07-03 04:55:28 UTC  

Bro chloroform

2019-07-03 04:55:32 UTC  

E

2019-07-03 04:55:34 UTC  

Z

2019-07-03 05:11:41 UTC  

which admin made this?

2019-07-03 05:17:02 UTC  

@LuxCo who do you think lmao

2019-07-03 05:18:10 UTC  

i knew it just wanted to be right lol

2019-07-03 05:20:37 UTC  

I actually had some very low ass standards years ago

2019-07-03 05:20:45 UTC  

as far as women i mean

2019-07-03 06:00:04 UTC  

...what the hell

2019-07-03 06:00:15 UTC  

Damn it, wrath

2019-07-03 06:00:17 UTC  

HAHAHAHA

2019-07-03 06:00:19 UTC  

:3

2019-07-03 06:03:42 UTC  

It's not worth it, just become a monk

2019-07-03 06:09:16 UTC  

Convert a woman boys. Then their yours forever

2019-07-03 06:10:03 UTC  

Then they'll hold that against you in any argument

2019-07-03 06:10:21 UTC  

"I converted for you damnit" etc.

2019-07-03 06:11:11 UTC  

Be like," hippity hoppity you are my property."