uwu how do get gf

gf's are overrated

I dunno man

They keep the bed warm

cook you food

wait, wives do that

how do get wife

Gotta get gf first

Maybe

Depends where u live

arranged marriage?

KIDNAP WOMAN AND FORCE INTO MARRIAGE

Afghan dating

Bah

Nothing the 10th Guards Regiment couldn't fix

If God exists why no gf

I need to pray and talk to my priest for direction on life

Lmao this is now a channel

Yeah, I keep getting people asking for advice everywhere so I just made it a channel

lmao

step 1

locate nearest yaoi selling store

>buy yeet cannon
>Hold girl on street at gunpoint
>Stuff her in your trunk
>Cuff her to her radiator when you get home
>Sedate her heavily
>Grow a beard
>3 months later let her go and convince her you're someone else who came to rescue her
>She will offer her hand in marriage as gratitude
>Repeat if she resists

you laugh

but yaoi reading grills are most likely virgins

Easy

Chloroform

That's every girls weakness

👀

I thought their weakness was behind the knees?

I think I need to write in an update in my Prima™ Official Game Guide

Boom she won't say no

Huh. This is new.

@Based Chav made it just for you ❤

I suppose I can take ownership of this channel. My game is in the upper quartile here. <:thinksmirk:564102152239185920>

Bro chloroform

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which admin made this?

@LuxCo who do you think lmao