His wife had a nightmare and told him to have nothing to do with Jesus

I lump him in with Judas. Regardless of how good their motives sound they sacrificed their virtue. Pilate maybe has hope since he didn't wuss out and kill himself before he could seek redemption. I do not know if he sought it though based on the pagan culture of the Romans.

Good luck @Ironclad

>lactator for life
Help, my sides

Cheese pizza?

But hasn't Sarah spoken out in favor for the Latin mass?

Every mass is a wedding feast. Dress appropriately, within your means, for a wedding.

Daily mass for me is immediately after I get off work, so normally I can't spiffy up for it

Polo and khakis at least if possible. Sunday mass should be Sunday best as pedo said.

No, just NO and FSSP

I'd like to see one though

And about a black pope, the young right wing seems to like Big Man Tyrone just fine

As someone who lives in a mostly rural state that has a prominent tourist season, I concur with Englishman.

South Dakota

Remember when they roasted dogs on a spit in Australia to try to prove a point?

"We don't think you should kill animals, so we're going to kill animals to convince you not to"

They're also fond of rolling in blood and dressing up as packaged meat. Something about how you wouldn't cannibalize therefore, you shouldn't eat any meat

Blood bank? Hopefully fake blood, but considering they're willing to spit roast dogs...

Maybe an extremely over agitated pack instinct? Human do seem to try to pack up with just about anything, even if that thing wants nothing to do with them

I.e. cats

Genocide the animals, they eat all the plants who are my friends

Maybe if all animals were shellfish

Well, I can't argue with that logic

I love how our enemies naturally select themselves. It's really convenient

Homosexuals don't reproduce very often and spread stds like it's a competition, abortionists literally kill their own offspring, contraception usage among many atheists and other groups, vegans and soy bois voluntarily lowering their sperms count

Doesn't get better any better than this

Or they use contraception thinking a condom can stop warts

Only demographic we really need to worry about and compete with long term are the Muslims

And that's purely because they reproduce as fast as we do

Homeschooling never looked better

Welp, guess it's time to bring back the stake

Shouldn't date someone unless they're willing to become or already are Catholic imo

Maybe an exception for Orthos

Is she up to debate? Or is she stubborn as hell

Converts often have more zeal than lifelongs, I'm just saying

Hoard gold until they attract dragons...

Incredibly unfriendly to outsiders. Tolkien said very few outsiders know the Dwarven tongue, and even then only bits and pieces

Was trying to figure out how it would be remotely possible for Dwarves to maintain their community with no agricultural projects. Then I remembered Erebor and Lake Town

Remember that time the (((dwarves))) and elves worked together on a project and both sides wanted it so the (((dwarves))) janked the elf that helped them thus starting centuries of enmity between their races?

Of course, it's just a coincidence they keep being forced out of their homes and keep having to try to find new places to live

Always remember the six gorillion that died in the smaugocost

So they're taking even more steps to remove themselves from the gene pool. That's very kind of them.

"Sex is the cement that glues together every relationship"

Imagine believing this

I have a good relationship with my coworkers

Fun the whole family can enjoy

Dude, too personal

How do you guys deal with boomer priests and others who should know better telling you to be easier on yourselves?

Well what especially gets me is in the confessional where I mention mortal sin and they just waive their hand and give me a single Hail Mary.

Then that's insulting if he thinks I can handle a only single Hail Mary

That aside, isn't your penance supposed to help you overcome your sin?

I don't think it's prideful to think that any baseline Catholic is capable of doing more penance than a single Hail Mary

I'm not disputing the necessity of following the penance described

But I don't agree with you that it's based on capability alone

I'm only insulted if it's solely judged on capability

If it's based on necessity though, then I see the need to exercise humility from a light penance. But I can still wonder when it's a particular priest giving light ones when the same sin earns me a rosary for a week from another

What's the point in distinguishing degrees of sin when they are being treated the same? Shouldn't a more severe one elicit more penance just like it damages the relationship with God more severely?

I don't mind since it's so common and it's almost routed out. Impurity with self

Sins must be repeated from an earlier confession if a sin was knowingly omitted in it

As well as confessing you knowingly did not tell the priest a sin

I can't talk to someone other than my primary confessor against my personal weaknesses? Guess my spiritual director's screwed.

Also isn't it written that God too eventually tries of our repeated offenses?

And the more an offense is repeated the more evidence that it's an entrenched problem that needs harsher measures to curb

And what Mawler said, your ability to be contrite erodes with each repitition

I was trying to verify what you meant by "Repeated by you, not your confessor."

Not trying to strawman you at all

You meant in relation to the sins retained by the omitted sin?

Also it's all good

Downloading that pic for a chat

You'll be delighted to know it's called "Beating Women for Equality and Fairness"

They're the same

.chan fit

In reference to way above, baptism is so essential that even non-Christians can baptized in emergencies

Look st St. Genesius

You say elders, are you JW or LDS?

Later Day Saints

I'd just never heard of any other groups claiming to be Christian using that phrase commonly

If you believe Aquinas they could be saved through natural law because of Christ's sacrifice

Married people can become priests, priests can not marry. An essential part of marriage is the marital act of which priests voluntarily abstain. The marital act is necessary to consecrate a marriage, thus why priests do not marry. Due to the difficulty of abstaining with a spouse, and that we are instructed to not withhold ourselves from our spouse except out of necessity, the Church preferentially ordained unmarried men.

Also marriage isn't a food

Priests act in persona christi capitas

Christ didn't marry

Also more than almost all others the priest must be in this world without being of the world

Marriage forces one to be of the world for the sake of their family

>imagine separating tradition and scripture

If the bible was self-evident interpretation wise there wouldn't be 3000+ Protestant denominations

The great Protestant experiment failed, give it up

Orthodox have married priest though I don't know the detail. Orthobro said up above that the Bishops are pulled from celibates

I can see why the passage would be confusing without historical context yes

But you have the two oldest and largest Christian branches in agreement on it.

Noone in those first days were already closely celibate, so if they constrained themselves they'd have no priests or Bishops

They also used to have a way for a person to become Bishop out of popularity

See St. Ambrose of Milan

Does anyone else replaced Saint with based in casual conversations?
I.e. Based John of the Cross

St. Chav

*heathens

98% sure Mormonism is a failed Jonestown

Mormons are the overall group, LDS is the biggest chunk

They also splintered up

Division begets division