just in case it might be booked out

Air Asia is hecka cheap

And there actually kind of is a house of cards China (what they call it) it's a representation of actual corruption that happened in China and was outed by xi

Even though literally every part of Chinese is corrupt

They act like that was the only one and made it into a TV show

It's pretty funny seeing xi take credit for taking out corruption. Ironic I suppose

@plasticsword it's the smelly armpit of Thailand

The islands near it are super nice though

going to thailand and not fucking ladyboys is like going to turkey but not having kebabs

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We get it, you fuck traps.

Fucking traps and vaping are the minor cult of the 2000s

vaping looks like so much fun

So does blowong bubbles and shoving your hands in your pants, dooesnt meam you should admit to it in public

well, i dont eat kebabs, so there is that

I was in HK and saw a guy leave his 10 year kid outside to go into a vape shop in an alley

Yeah, you're in HK, if you wanted confirmation

just got our flights. we have to drive to shanghai for 12 hours, wait a few days, then fly to LA for 12 hours, wait a few days, then head back to my hometown in 3 hours

itd be easier, but we are bringing our cat and he could use a break in between each traveling.

so going to have a mini vacation in LA while he rests up

everytime you feel down or tired during the trip, remember that youre living china behind

that should brighten your mood up

True

I'm trying to find the best way to sneak onto business class during the flight

Like maybe look at changing seats right before the flight, be last to board and just sit in empty seats ?

last on board usualy works as long as you are not flying american flights where you get beatings

>Sneak onto business class
How about paying for it? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I hear asking could work

It's $4,500 for business each

Who the fuck do you think I am

kaetaa learnt something from his time in china <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

he learnt to hate china

none of you that never lived in china will know his hatred

Do the flight attendants count how many people are in business ? I imagine they have a list

they check tickets usually

Damn

I guess I'll just dress nice and show my cat and hope the chink working the counter is generous

where do they put pets on a plane?

Small pets can ride in the cabin..

In little cages.

"Why are you taking your lunch to america Dear"