Message from @BIGPAVMATE

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2018-05-17 12:30:22 UTC  

Yes it's the sex tourism hotspot of the country

2018-05-17 12:30:25 UTC  

Why would you go to Thailand if not to fuck ladyboys?

2018-05-17 12:40:08 UTC  

There's more to thailand

2018-05-17 12:40:20 UTC  

The food, the nature, the beaches

2018-05-17 12:43:32 UTC  

bitches*

2018-05-17 12:50:33 UTC  

>beaches
Come on

2018-05-17 12:58:54 UTC  

I want to do some bouldering

2018-05-17 13:02:05 UTC  

@porco what's cheapest way to get from Taiwan to Thailand in July? I'm not sure if I want to buy flight ticket in advance

2018-05-17 13:07:04 UTC  

Cargo boat

2018-05-17 13:07:31 UTC  

A canoe 👌

2018-05-17 13:23:16 UTC  

I would buy the ticket in advance

2018-05-17 13:23:43 UTC  

just in case it might be booked out

2018-05-17 13:27:00 UTC  

Air Asia is hecka cheap

2018-05-17 13:27:51 UTC  

And there actually kind of is a house of cards China (what they call it) it's a representation of actual corruption that happened in China and was outed by xi

2018-05-17 13:28:02 UTC  

Even though literally every part of Chinese is corrupt

2018-05-17 13:28:13 UTC  

They act like that was the only one and made it into a TV show

2018-05-17 13:28:49 UTC  

It's pretty funny seeing xi take credit for taking out corruption. Ironic I suppose

2018-05-17 14:14:49 UTC  

@plasticsword it's the smelly armpit of Thailand

2018-05-17 14:26:58 UTC  

The islands near it are super nice though

2018-05-17 14:37:27 UTC  

going to thailand and not fucking ladyboys is like going to turkey but not having kebabs

2018-05-17 14:39:42 UTC  

🐸

2018-05-17 15:00:58 UTC  

We get it, you fuck traps.

2018-05-17 15:12:44 UTC  

Fucking traps and vaping are the minor cult of the 2000s

2018-05-17 15:15:07 UTC  

vaping looks like so much fun

2018-05-17 15:16:41 UTC  

So does blowong bubbles and shoving your hands in your pants, dooesnt meam you should admit to it in public

2018-05-17 17:59:54 UTC  

well, i dont eat kebabs, so there is that

2018-05-18 02:34:10 UTC  

I was in HK and saw a guy leave his 10 year kid outside to go into a vape shop in an alley

2018-05-18 02:36:03 UTC  

Yeah, you're in HK, if you wanted confirmation

2018-05-18 11:27:42 UTC  

just got our flights. we have to drive to shanghai for 12 hours, wait a few days, then fly to LA for 12 hours, wait a few days, then head back to my hometown in 3 hours

2018-05-18 11:28:01 UTC  

itd be easier, but we are bringing our cat and he could use a break in between each traveling.

2018-05-18 11:28:19 UTC  

so going to have a mini vacation in LA while he rests up

2018-05-18 11:58:52 UTC  

everytime you feel down or tired during the trip, remember that youre living china behind

2018-05-18 11:59:00 UTC  

that should brighten your mood up

2018-05-18 12:20:50 UTC  

True

2018-05-18 12:21:01 UTC  

I'm trying to find the best way to sneak onto business class during the flight

2018-05-18 12:21:22 UTC  

Like maybe look at changing seats right before the flight, be last to board and just sit in empty seats ?

2018-05-18 12:22:01 UTC  

last on board usualy works as long as you are not flying american flights where you get beatings

2018-05-18 12:24:11 UTC  

>Sneak onto business class
How about paying for it? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-18 12:33:21 UTC  

I hear asking could work

2018-05-18 12:40:18 UTC  

It's $4,500 for business each

2018-05-18 12:41:19 UTC  

Who the fuck do you think I am