I was in HK and saw a guy leave his 10 year kid outside to go into a vape shop in an alley

Yeah, you're in HK, if you wanted confirmation

just got our flights. we have to drive to shanghai for 12 hours, wait a few days, then fly to LA for 12 hours, wait a few days, then head back to my hometown in 3 hours

itd be easier, but we are bringing our cat and he could use a break in between each traveling.

so going to have a mini vacation in LA while he rests up

everytime you feel down or tired during the trip, remember that youre living china behind

that should brighten your mood up

True

I'm trying to find the best way to sneak onto business class during the flight

Like maybe look at changing seats right before the flight, be last to board and just sit in empty seats ?

last on board usualy works as long as you are not flying american flights where you get beatings

>Sneak onto business class
How about paying for it? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I hear asking could work

It's $4,500 for business each

Who the fuck do you think I am

kaetaa learnt something from his time in china <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

he learnt to hate china

none of you that never lived in china will know his hatred

Do the flight attendants count how many people are in business ? I imagine they have a list

they check tickets usually

Damn

I guess I'll just dress nice and show my cat and hope the chink working the counter is generous

where do they put pets on a plane?

Small pets can ride in the cabin..

In little cages.

"Why are you taking your lunch to america Dear"

Hahaha

Yeah my cat will be in the cabin with us

And I'm fat af so I'm hoping maybe I can pretend I don't fit in the seats or I don't wanna bother the person next to me

Chinks can't logically think or show empathy so it's actually a disadvantage for this

I'd say send your waifu to do the talking

they dont want no fat american piggu

ye chinks do like to follow rules so getting an upgrade might be a bitch

but if they're westernised it might be okay

Nah it's smarter for me to go up. Chinks are rudest to each other

I thought that chinks would hate evil whitey more than their own

They do in some aspects

When it's about picking sides

But otherwise they know chinks have low expectations

On another note: is it worth it to go to Disneyland if we are two adults who don't like rides ? Haha

its not worth to go to disneyland even if you like rides