Message from @johnfrum

Discord ID: 504053054405083154


2018-10-22 20:20:11 UTC  

i'm euro actually

2018-10-22 20:20:38 UTC  

Just assume the wheels will explode though, wear PPE. It's a motor and a gear, it's kinda hard to fuck up to the point it explodes.

2018-10-22 20:21:28 UTC  

Don't buy garbage cutting/grinding wheels. Flap wheels can be cheap. Wire, your call, cheap sheds more, but it won't explode, probably.

2018-10-22 21:20:46 UTC  

>i'm euro actually

2018-10-22 21:20:48 UTC  

Name checks out

2018-10-22 21:20:50 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-10-22 21:53:01 UTC  

Can I buy a reason to live on AliExpress

2018-10-22 21:53:37 UTC  

@Drunk Octopus all sold out sorry

2018-10-22 21:54:19 UTC  

Okay can I buy a rope and a stool

2018-10-22 21:55:28 UTC  

on sale dear friend, pre-order now for 11.11 sale

2018-10-22 21:56:45 UTC  

Always so friendly those chinks

2018-10-22 22:00:47 UTC  

@Drunk Octopus Get kevlar string

2018-10-22 22:00:48 UTC  

It's great

2018-10-22 22:01:38 UTC  

It's just a shame I won't be able to review it

2018-10-22 22:02:32 UTC  

the stool arrives missing a leg and the rope unraveled in the box

2018-10-22 22:06:00 UTC  

This arrived today

2018-10-22 22:06:14 UTC  

It is legitimately the loudest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life

2018-10-22 22:06:32 UTC  

Impossible

2018-10-22 22:06:45 UTC  

Your winging is way louder

2018-10-22 22:06:53 UTC  

I hear it from your home

2018-10-22 22:07:11 UTC  

Whinging, you mean? Also, don't shitpost in <#189466684938125312> , people get banned for that. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-10-22 22:23:14 UTC  

Why'd you get a rape whistle

2018-10-22 22:23:22 UTC  

And one that looks like a double barrel shotgun's business end

2018-10-22 22:23:51 UTC  

Because I wanted to buy some random bullshit

2018-10-22 22:24:00 UTC  

I also bought a credit card sized shaving razor

2018-10-22 22:24:44 UTC  

It's shit

2018-10-22 22:25:17 UTC  

It fell apart the moment I took it out of the packaging. I messaged the seller, gonna see if I can get at least a partial refund

2018-10-22 22:26:38 UTC  

Its suppised to, retard

2018-10-22 22:26:45 UTC  

Its right on the pic

2018-10-22 22:27:17 UTC  

Oh, the pins holding the swivel were supposed to fall out? I didn't know that. Jackass

2018-10-22 22:29:24 UTC  

Yes?

2018-10-22 22:29:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/504058777922830346/20181022_172852.jpg

2018-10-22 22:29:44 UTC  

How convenient.

2018-10-22 22:30:42 UTC  

How is this even useful

2018-10-22 22:30:58 UTC  

Who needs to shave in a public restroom

2018-10-22 22:31:27 UTC  

For those time when you're a barely functional adult that forgot to shave

2018-10-22 22:32:04 UTC  

Do Americans not shave homeless people when they go out?

2018-10-22 22:33:19 UTC  

the mirror arrived scratched to shit, I could take a picture directly and not even dox myself

2018-10-22 22:34:54 UTC  

How would the mirror even be useful