Message from @Matthew
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Can I buy a reason to live on AliExpress
@Drunk Octopus all sold out sorry
Okay can I buy a rope and a stool
on sale dear friend, pre-order now for 11.11 sale
Always so friendly those chinks
@Drunk Octopus Get kevlar string
It's great
It's just a shame I won't be able to review it
the stool arrives missing a leg and the rope unraveled in the box
This arrived today
It is legitimately the loudest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life
Impossible
Your winging is way louder
I hear it from your home
Whinging, you mean? Also, don't shitpost in <#189466684938125312> , people get banned for that. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Why'd you get a rape whistle
And one that looks like a double barrel shotgun's business end
I also bought a credit card sized shaving razor
It's shit
It fell apart the moment I took it out of the packaging. I messaged the seller, gonna see if I can get at least a partial refund
Its suppised to, retard
Its right on the pic
Oh, the pins holding the swivel were supposed to fall out? I didn't know that. Jackass
Yes?
How convenient.
How is this even useful
Who needs to shave in a public restroom
For those time when you're a barely functional adult that forgot to shave
Do Americans not shave homeless people when they go out?
the mirror arrived scratched to shit, I could take a picture directly and not even dox myself
How would the mirror even be useful
It's me, amorphous black shape
You found me
Have you tried to peel off the protective film