>i'm euro actually
Name checks out
<:turt:443131018950606878>
Can I buy a reason to live on AliExpress
@Drunk Octopus all sold out sorry
Okay can I buy a rope and a stool
on sale dear friend, pre-order now for 11.11 sale
Always so friendly those chinks
@Drunk Octopus Get kevlar string
It's great
It's just a shame I won't be able to review it
the stool arrives missing a leg and the rope unraveled in the box
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/C/32777085479.html
This arrived today
It is legitimately the loudest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life
Impossible
Your winging is way louder
I hear it from your home
Whinging, you mean? Also, don't shitpost in <#189466684938125312> , people get banned for that. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Why'd you get a rape whistle
And one that looks like a double barrel shotgun's business end
Because I wanted to buy some random bullshit
I also bought a credit card sized shaving razor
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32800458322.html
It's shit
It fell apart the moment I took it out of the packaging. I messaged the seller, gonna see if I can get at least a partial refund
Its suppised to, retard
Its right on the pic
Oh, the pins holding the swivel were supposed to fall out? I didn't know that. Jackass
Yes?
How convenient.
How is this even useful
Who needs to shave in a public restroom
For those time when you're a barely functional adult that forgot to shave
Do Americans not shave homeless people when they go out?
the mirror arrived scratched to shit, I could take a picture directly and not even dox myself
How would the mirror even be useful
It's me, amorphous black shape
You found me
