This arrived today

It is legitimately the loudest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life

Impossible

Your winging is way louder

I hear it from your home

Whinging, you mean? Also, don't shitpost in <#189466684938125312> , people get banned for that. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Why'd you get a rape whistle

And one that looks like a double barrel shotgun's business end

Because I wanted to buy some random bullshit

I also bought a credit card sized shaving razor

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32800458322.html

It's shit

It fell apart the moment I took it out of the packaging. I messaged the seller, gonna see if I can get at least a partial refund

Its suppised to, retard

Its right on the pic

Oh, the pins holding the swivel were supposed to fall out? I didn't know that. Jackass

Yes?

How convenient.

How is this even useful

Who needs to shave in a public restroom

For those time when you're a barely functional adult that forgot to shave

Do Americans not shave homeless people when they go out?

the mirror arrived scratched to shit, I could take a picture directly and not even dox myself

How would the mirror even be useful

It's me, amorphous black shape

You found me

Have you tried to peel off the protective film

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

That's really something

The film IS the mirror

You really think this thing has real glass in it?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Play-arts-Spartans-Batman-v-Superman-Dawn-of-Justice-Arkham-Knight-Batman-DC-PVC-27CM-Action/32919348281.html

ive been reading reviews and bootlegs are the same quality as the original

lol

"Same Quality": As stated by someone who couldn't afford to actually see the original in person

Take that with an entire shaker of salt

play arts kai normally look bad anyways

I buy hot toys

https://p-flameskull.aliexpress.com/store/812122?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.782a7935NLrhgT