mmm grease gun

thats horrifying

Disaster is just a point of view

^

this tbh emote

it's handy, yes. but i like me some variety on ways to say "i agree"

also I've managed to cook and eat food at midnight without hurting myself
A great day for progress

cooking food too much effort

well you're just a lazy piece of shit

fuck you

correct

fat american detected

americans are too unhealthy for their own good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/543536169342730240/657736125288546314/taxi_driver.mp4

more importantly, *how* do you hurt yourself by cooking food?

Presumably by sticking your dick in the frier

*oooh wellllllllll*

unless you hunting wildlife or something, i can't imagine how

do you really want to hear the story

sure probably a better story than the new star wars

right

so basically I just finish cooking some midnight pasta and I was about to drain the wat when ya retard tipped boiling water on his foot

and i still have the scar

oof

much better story than star wars

that's like "better love story than twilight"
pmuch anything qualifies

yeah true

thats gonna be the new better love story than twilight meme

*g r e a t*

I once burned my foreskin when the freshly boiled kettle decided to spit a bit of boiling water at me randomly

Was a very minor burn, put it in a potato was all good

"im too lazy to cook my own food" https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/184464140725780481/645629287319470101/obesity.png

did i miss the great posting of the guns?

yess

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>boiling water on dick
if i wasn't so much of an autist i'd be feeling 2ndhand pain right about now

im 59kg fuck off

have one commisoratory prize

95*