more importantly, *how* do you hurt yourself by cooking food?

Presumably by sticking your dick in the frier

*oooh wellllllllll*

unless you hunting wildlife or something, i can't imagine how

do you really want to hear the story

sure probably a better story than the new star wars

right

so basically I just finish cooking some midnight pasta and I was about to drain the wat when ya retard tipped boiling water on his foot

and i still have the scar

oof

much better story than star wars

that's like "better love story than twilight"
pmuch anything qualifies

yeah true

thats gonna be the new better love story than twilight meme

*g r e a t*

I once burned my foreskin when the freshly boiled kettle decided to spit a bit of boiling water at me randomly

Was a very minor burn, put it in a potato was all good

"im too lazy to cook my own food" https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/184464140725780481/645629287319470101/obesity.png

did i miss the great posting of the guns?

yess

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>boiling water on dick
if i wasn't so much of an autist i'd be feeling 2ndhand pain right about now

im 59kg fuck off

have one commisoratory prize

95*

5'6"

59 kg
5'8

LMAO

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I was pretty quick to pull my pants away from my dick when the boiling water spilled on it, but was still not quick enough

youre so small you basically make vacuum cleaners jobless when you breathe

I was insufficiently ninja

@Krisemann 10/10 I like this creative insult

i can pass as a child on trains

cheaper transport

So you can lolibait pedos then

could do

i, too, am a nigger who steals

stole a bag of potatoes when i was 5

reminds me of the nig with a plastic bag full of bread

ahahhah