Message from @TheBanterGod

Discord ID: 657739636298350614


2019-12-21 00:10:26 UTC  

or was it yours

2019-12-21 00:10:33 UTC  

It is mine

2019-12-21 00:10:41 UTC  

we might have the same monitor

2019-12-21 00:10:53 UTC  

But I don’t remember what its called it was a present I didn’t buy it

2019-12-21 00:11:29 UTC  

look bottom right

2019-12-21 00:14:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657737617021861898/Bert_and_Ernie_rascist_insult.jpg

2019-12-21 00:16:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657738179205660690/trap_bottom.png

2019-12-21 00:16:57 UTC  

<a:nezuFury:620142870061383680>

2019-12-21 00:16:59 UTC  

Couldn't find "right"

2019-12-21 00:17:21 UTC  

so here's a gun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657738338861711361/M3A1_Grease_Gun_right.jpg

2019-12-21 00:17:42 UTC  

mmm grease gun

2019-12-21 00:18:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657738745772245013/52601843_1021903981338303_7950984595275513856_n.jpg

2019-12-21 00:19:17 UTC  

thats horrifying

2019-12-21 00:20:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/657739047036518441/79386393_989933304704614_5667641476616552448_n.png

2019-12-21 00:20:38 UTC  

Disaster is just a point of view

2019-12-21 00:20:54 UTC  

^

2019-12-21 00:21:00 UTC  

this tbh emote

2019-12-21 00:21:33 UTC  

it's handy, yes. but i like me some variety on ways to say "i agree"

2019-12-21 00:21:41 UTC  

also I've managed to cook and eat food at midnight without hurting myself
A great day for progress

2019-12-21 00:22:00 UTC  

cooking food too much effort

2019-12-21 00:22:29 UTC  

well you're just a lazy piece of shit

2019-12-21 00:22:33 UTC  

fuck you

2019-12-21 00:22:35 UTC  

correct

2019-12-21 00:22:36 UTC  

fat american detected

2019-12-21 00:22:56 UTC  

americans are too unhealthy for their own good

2019-12-21 00:23:15 UTC  

more importantly, *how* do you hurt yourself by cooking food?

2019-12-21 00:23:39 UTC  

Presumably by sticking your dick in the frier

2019-12-21 00:23:42 UTC  

*oooh wellllllllll*

2019-12-21 00:23:50 UTC  

unless you hunting wildlife or something, i can't imagine how

2019-12-21 00:23:58 UTC  

do you really want to hear the story

2019-12-21 00:25:26 UTC  

sure probably a better story than the new star wars

2019-12-21 00:25:34 UTC  

right

2019-12-21 00:26:30 UTC  

so basically I just finish cooking some midnight pasta and I was about to drain the wat when ya retard tipped boiling water on his foot

2019-12-21 00:26:38 UTC  

and i still have the scar

2019-12-21 00:26:50 UTC  

oof

2019-12-21 00:27:11 UTC  

much better story than star wars

2019-12-21 00:27:43 UTC  

that's like "better love story than twilight"
pmuch anything qualifies

2019-12-21 00:27:49 UTC  

yeah true

2019-12-21 00:27:57 UTC  

thats gonna be the new better love story than twilight meme

2019-12-21 00:28:08 UTC  

*g r e a t*