Message from @Krisemann
Discord ID: 657741191936475156
fat american detected
americans are too unhealthy for their own good
more importantly, *how* do you hurt yourself by cooking food?
Presumably by sticking your dick in the frier
*oooh wellllllllll*
unless you hunting wildlife or something, i can't imagine how
do you really want to hear the story
sure probably a better story than the new star wars
right
so basically I just finish cooking some midnight pasta and I was about to drain the wat when ya retard tipped boiling water on his foot
and i still have the scar
oof
much better story than star wars
that's like "better love story than twilight"
pmuch anything qualifies
yeah true
thats gonna be the new better love story than twilight meme
*g r e a t*
I once burned my foreskin when the freshly boiled kettle decided to spit a bit of boiling water at me randomly
Was a very minor burn, put it in a potato was all good
"im too lazy to cook my own food" https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/184464140725780481/645629287319470101/obesity.png
did i miss the great posting of the guns?
yess
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>boiling water on dick
if i wasn't so much of an autist i'd be feeling 2ndhand pain right about now
im 59kg fuck off
have one commisoratory prize
95*
5'6"
59 kg
5'8
LMAO
@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I was pretty quick to pull my pants away from my dick when the boiling water spilled on it, but was still not quick enough
youre so small you basically make vacuum cleaners jobless when you breathe
I was insufficiently ninja
@Krisemann 10/10 I like this creative insult
i can pass as a child on trains
cheaper transport
So you can lolibait pedos then
could do
i, too, am a nigger who steals