Message from @Lewis
Discord ID: 657741860663722014
yeah true
thats gonna be the new better love story than twilight meme
*g r e a t*
I once burned my foreskin when the freshly boiled kettle decided to spit a bit of boiling water at me randomly
Was a very minor burn, put it in a potato was all good
"im too lazy to cook my own food" https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/184464140725780481/645629287319470101/obesity.png
did i miss the great posting of the guns?
yess
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>boiling water on dick
if i wasn't so much of an autist i'd be feeling 2ndhand pain right about now
im 59kg fuck off
have one commisoratory prize
95*
5'6"
59 kg
5'8
LMAO
@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I was pretty quick to pull my pants away from my dick when the boiling water spilled on it, but was still not quick enough
youre so small you basically make vacuum cleaners jobless when you breathe
I was insufficiently ninja
@Krisemann 10/10 I like this creative insult
cheaper transport
So you can lolibait pedos then
could do
i, too, am a nigger who steals
stole a bag of potatoes when i was 5
reminds me of the nig with a plastic bag full of bread
ahahhah
I once stole a can of soda to figure out how it feels to steal
Didn't need to. Didn't want that soda. Sheer curiosity.
Basically I was disappoint
ahahahah
Movies made it look like it is much more exhillarating
it's probably more exciting if you have some pressing need to steal and you know the consequences would be steep if you got caught
I was caught with things I forgot to pay for beofore in shops.
No cashier or security guard was ever hostile to me
I probably don't look like a petty thief in the first place
pressing need for material goods which you can't figure out a better way to get than stealing*
one time the Walmart scale malfunctioned and I got a $5 bag of cherries for 3 cents. it was moderately exciting actually