Message from @Uksio
Discord ID: 657742970229096451
im 59kg fuck off
have one commisoratory prize
95*
5'6"
59 kg
5'8
LMAO
@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I was pretty quick to pull my pants away from my dick when the boiling water spilled on it, but was still not quick enough
youre so small you basically make vacuum cleaners jobless when you breathe
I was insufficiently ninja
@Krisemann 10/10 I like this creative insult
i can pass as a child on trains
cheaper transport
So you can lolibait pedos then
could do
i, too, am a nigger who steals
stole a bag of potatoes when i was 5
reminds me of the nig with a plastic bag full of bread
ahahhah
Didn't need to. Didn't want that soda. Sheer curiosity.
Basically I was disappoint
ahahahah
Movies made it look like it is much more exhillarating
it's probably more exciting if you have some pressing need to steal and you know the consequences would be steep if you got caught
I was caught with things I forgot to pay for beofore in shops.
No cashier or security guard was ever hostile to me
I probably don't look like a petty thief in the first place
pressing need for material goods which you can't figure out a better way to get than stealing*
one time the Walmart scale malfunctioned and I got a $5 bag of cherries for 3 cents. it was moderately exciting actually
you know like at self checkout
>Kumar
no such thing as "need to steal"
well maybe kleptomania. still an undesirable condition to have
speaking of someone named KUMAR
I mean I did pay in all those cases, that was an honest mistake on my part
Sometimes you just throw a thing in a bag with paid goods just to have your hands freed for something and it escapes your mind
a friend of mine was in a Discord call (IIRC) with a man named Kumar
I mean more like a drug addict feeling compelled to steal to get his next hit
he was Indonesian or something
psychological need
and he apparently whipped out his dick