>boiling water on dick
if i wasn't so much of an autist i'd be feeling 2ndhand pain right about now

im 59kg fuck off

have one commisoratory prize

95*

5'6"

59 kg
5'8

LMAO

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I was pretty quick to pull my pants away from my dick when the boiling water spilled on it, but was still not quick enough

youre so small you basically make vacuum cleaners jobless when you breathe

I was insufficiently ninja

@Krisemann 10/10 I like this creative insult

i can pass as a child on trains

cheaper transport

So you can lolibait pedos then

could do

i, too, am a nigger who steals

stole a bag of potatoes when i was 5

reminds me of the nig with a plastic bag full of bread

ahahhah

I once stole a can of soda to figure out how it feels to steal

Didn't need to. Didn't want that soda. Sheer curiosity.

Basically I was disappoint

ahahahah

Movies made it look like it is much more exhillarating

it's probably more exciting if you have some pressing need to steal and you know the consequences would be steep if you got caught

https://youtu.be/lvlmnxkHQmU

I was caught with things I forgot to pay for beofore in shops.
No cashier or security guard was ever hostile to me

I probably don't look like a petty thief in the first place

pressing need for material goods which you can't figure out a better way to get than stealing*

one time the Walmart scale malfunctioned and I got a $5 bag of cherries for 3 cents. it was moderately exciting actually

you know like at self checkout

>Kumar

no such thing as "need to steal"
well maybe kleptomania. still an undesirable condition to have

speaking of someone named KUMAR

I mean I did pay in all those cases, that was an honest mistake on my part
Sometimes you just throw a thing in a bag with paid goods just to have your hands freed for something and it escapes your mind

a friend of mine was in a Discord call (IIRC) with a man named Kumar

I mean more like a drug addict feeling compelled to steal to get his next hit

he was Indonesian or something

psychological need