Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad
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good point
i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR
anyway
die faggots
yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor
Hitler
hitler
please
no
u cant stop der nazi train
we're talking about 7 gashes down the back of his calf
read my name Hitler
maybe
I mean, close enough?
he would've bled out if i hadnt been biking past
not even joking
the blade at one point cut 0.25cm from his femoral artery
like, was that close to actually cutting INTO it
which y'know...game over
so yeah
I had to bike home
grab mom
(i was 10 btw at the time
and just scream at her to get in the van
had her drive me to the neighbors
grabbed the big irish neighbor man
(literally named "Brian Shea"
shoved HIM in the van
and had Brian go swim and save him (again I was 10)
so one sweatshirt-tourniquet later dad was on his way to the hospital
and a couple hours of stitches later all ended peacefully
except for brians sweatshirt which was just FUCKED by the blood
11 years later my dad admitted in a therapy session (for me) that I saved his life
happy ending
indeed
and i just realized
my sister has nearly killed me
5 times
well
2 times with a snow mobile