Message from @Hans the Sad Gamer Toad

Discord ID: 279487654943522816


2017-02-10 05:41:59 UTC  

good point

2017-02-10 05:42:10 UTC  

i mean perhaps my verbiage is SIMILAR

2017-02-10 05:42:13 UTC  

anyway

2017-02-10 05:42:21 UTC  

die faggots

2017-02-10 05:42:25 UTC  

yeah my dad got cut SUPER bad by that motor

2017-02-10 05:42:25 UTC  

Hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:30 UTC  

hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:31 UTC  

please

2017-02-10 05:42:34 UTC  

no

2017-02-10 05:42:44 UTC  

u cant stop der nazi train

2017-02-10 05:42:47 UTC  

we're talking about 7 gashes down the back of his calf

2017-02-10 05:42:52 UTC  

read my name Hitler

2017-02-10 05:42:59 UTC  

maybe

2017-02-10 05:43:02 UTC  

I mean, close enough?

2017-02-10 05:43:04 UTC  

he would've bled out if i hadnt been biking past

2017-02-10 05:43:15 UTC  

not even joking

2017-02-10 05:43:35 UTC  

the blade at one point cut 0.25cm from his femoral artery

2017-02-10 05:43:51 UTC  

like, was that close to actually cutting INTO it

2017-02-10 05:43:58 UTC  

which y'know...game over

2017-02-10 05:44:06 UTC  

so yeah

2017-02-10 05:44:09 UTC  

i remember this one time my sister ran over my legs with a snowmobile

2017-02-10 05:44:09 UTC  

I had to bike home

2017-02-10 05:44:12 UTC  

grab mom

2017-02-10 05:44:19 UTC  

(i was 10 btw at the time

2017-02-10 05:44:37 UTC  

and just scream at her to get in the van

2017-02-10 05:44:43 UTC  

had her drive me to the neighbors

2017-02-10 05:44:53 UTC  

grabbed the big irish neighbor man

2017-02-10 05:45:09 UTC  

(literally named "Brian Shea"

2017-02-10 05:45:17 UTC  

shoved HIM in the van

2017-02-10 05:45:34 UTC  

and had Brian go swim and save him (again I was 10)

2017-02-10 05:45:59 UTC  

so one sweatshirt-tourniquet later dad was on his way to the hospital

2017-02-10 05:46:14 UTC  

and a couple hours of stitches later all ended peacefully

2017-02-10 05:46:29 UTC  

except for brians sweatshirt which was just FUCKED by the blood

2017-02-10 05:46:58 UTC  

11 years later my dad admitted in a therapy session (for me) that I saved his life

2017-02-10 05:47:12 UTC  

happy ending

2017-02-10 05:47:17 UTC  

indeed

2017-02-10 05:47:30 UTC  

and i just realized

2017-02-10 05:47:35 UTC  

my sister has nearly killed me

2017-02-10 05:47:38 UTC  

5 times

2017-02-10 05:47:42 UTC  

well

2017-02-10 05:47:46 UTC  

2 times with a snow mobile