https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1191785650435088385

are you asthmatic? choke and die for the planet, bigot

WaPo: "People who are trying to survive are killing the planet"

"How dare you! Don't you know YOU are the problem?!"

But obese people are not a burden to the healthcare system

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2016/09/05/sex-and-politics
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@Cybel @Chris McLean Baron Lord of Hell

@🎃Wasabi🎃

>UKIP
mfw

>LibDem
HAHAHAHAH

makes sense

inhalers are a non-issue

Why does the Self reported fantasies of party supporters graph seem accurate?

>Libdems are less sexually happy
>they are also about as Degen as Labour

the total #s are so low, it's practically zero

A lot of fantasies, yet lower sexual happiness.

Personally I love this. Its my new favourite meme. You can get so fucking Fruedian with this as well

And exactly! More fantasy's = less happiness... because you have more shit that you FANTASIZE about, rather than doing.

Example: Labour: Passionate Kissing - THAT'S NOT A FANTASY, that's literally just being with a person...

Happiness is overrated

You could also add that it doesn't take much to sexually satisfy those of Conservative or UKIP, hence why they're generally happier.

the Conservative ideal seems the most normal tbh

"All I need is my vibrator, and I'm good."

who WOULDN'T want to sleep with a sports star, if they were hot enough?

absolutely nobody

Again, oral sex. To most people, oral sex is foreplay, not a fantasy <:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

.....except for Dotty

The term "happiness" is also very subjective

If not entirely

And short-term vs long-term happiness.

Contentment, fulfillment, sense of purpose, joy, and probably a lot more things going into "happiness"

And then there's the individual angle

UKIP is interesting. Either it means they're more sexually unsatisfied... or it means that they're curious sometimes... but then decide against buying any...

Tfw, I've done most of LibDem and Labour "fantasies" and I don't even consider them fantasies.

I've skipped the truly degenerate ones that go outside of monoamory.

Because for you, they're not anymore!

A fantasy of mine is not getting a segmentation fault when trying to get a code to work properly.

"Core dumped"

Personally as a UKIP supporter I love my vibrator

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