Personally I love this. Its my new favourite meme. You can get so fucking Fruedian with this as well

And exactly! More fantasy's = less happiness... because you have more shit that you FANTASIZE about, rather than doing.

Example: Labour: Passionate Kissing - THAT'S NOT A FANTASY, that's literally just being with a person...

Happiness is overrated

You could also add that it doesn't take much to sexually satisfy those of Conservative or UKIP, hence why they're generally happier.

the Conservative ideal seems the most normal tbh

"All I need is my vibrator, and I'm good."

who WOULDN'T want to sleep with a sports star, if they were hot enough?

absolutely nobody

Again, oral sex. To most people, oral sex is foreplay, not a fantasy <:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

.....except for Dotty

The term "happiness" is also very subjective

If not entirely

And short-term vs long-term happiness.

Contentment, fulfillment, sense of purpose, joy, and probably a lot more things going into "happiness"

And then there's the individual angle

UKIP is interesting. Either it means they're more sexually unsatisfied... or it means that they're curious sometimes... but then decide against buying any...

Tfw, I've done most of LibDem and Labour "fantasies" and I don't even consider them fantasies.

I've skipped the truly degenerate ones that go outside of monoamory.

Because for you, they're not anymore!

A fantasy of mine is not getting a segmentation fault when trying to get a code to work properly.

"Core dumped"

Personally as a UKIP supporter I love my vibrator

<:smugay:593502151758708776>

UKIP is gone.

I've done 3 of Lib Dem's fantasies

and 3 Labour ones

Absolute State of UKIP: https://youtu.be/fH30-mB54iA

havent done the Tory fantasy

And they aren't like Metokur (i.e hoping it to die). They just address the sad reality of UKIP's death.

don't care virgin

They have this internal war inside the party, where "NEC" (national executive committee) is basically running the party without the consent of the party membership, past their terms, refusing to hold a new election for voting in new NEC members.

UKIP is hijacked by SJWs.

And Brexit Party on the other hand is a clown party rightwingers working alongside commies for Brexit as the only goal... yet refuse any compromise that would actually give them the Brexit, making Brexit Party just an infinity project to keep Farage eternally relevant political broiler.

And Tories want to ban internet porn.

Labour wants to pretend it's Remain while some of them are staunch Leave... they just cannot accept "Tory Brexit" as opposed to "Labour Brexit".

I'm so happy I'm not British. The benefit of multi-party system is that unlike in USA, you cannot play "smaller of two evils" game by being just as horrible as possible but less so that the competitor. British parties, despite being numerous, are all just saying: *hold my beer*.

Honestly I think the Remain members of Parliament should be sent to the gallows for treason

I am still baffled as to why the leadership hasn't physically walked in and just yeeted them out of their postions...

If need be, then just bring a single lawyer