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Knights should win

Comparatively, Vikings fight naked

Taekwon-Do follows many karate principles, except it focuses more on kicks

Note, I am not talking about the Olympic type. That is silly

Sure, they have some chain mail, but so do knights

Europe pretty much abandoned swords for mainstay combat, anyways, because swords are shit against plate armor. They only remained popular as a status symbol (expensive to make) and because they're convenient to carry (mount the scabbard onto your belt).

In the 1400s, most knight combat is two heavily armored people going after each other with big ass war picks.

Did vikings use gambesons?

Original TKD was for soldiers, and it was made within the korean armed forces in the 50's

TKD is shit.

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Olympic is, I agree

t h i c c woolen tunics

Original ITF isn't

Froststep smells like talcum powder

@Ayylmao who shoots first

dont know

Pirates had firearms

@Ayylmao Ninja can't be see but pirate will just rise again due to his cursed soul

are we talking trad ninja

but they were pretty slow and inaccurate

or ninja with gun

or handcannon

fucking gook can yeet if you give em gunpowder

Handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas, BUT the pirate has several parrots

It's ironic when you consider that Europe could've conquered half the world in the 1300s, without guns, if only they had better ships. Japanese swords would have been useless against European plate armor. Amerindians didn't even have metal, so it'd basically amount to a knight swinging a claymore and cleaving people in two, going through a wooden shield in the process.

Handcannon that shoots myself

Handcannon that shoots itself

Handcannon that shoots hands

You need a handcannon that shoots a handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas.

coincidentally im wondering what america wouldve looked like if it was colonized during the medieval times

Fuck my grammar is bad today

like straight up castles in america and shit

germer berd turdee

I highly recommend the "Killing art" by Alex Gillis.

Probably worse

Downside of gunpowder: It made castles far less useful.

It would be more like Europe

It gives alot of insight to creation of TKD, and some shady shit the Korean goverment did during the 70's

some chinese folk went around me because they know they are guilty of eating dog!

dogs are pretty tasty