Message from @Xaverius

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2019-07-16 10:31:21 UTC  

tldr is he says viking wins

2019-07-16 10:31:26 UTC  

Samurai swords wouldn't do shit against European armor. Their spears might have a chance, though.

2019-07-16 10:31:29 UTC  

ooogedy boogedy i huntedded a chicnen adn nad egg

2019-07-16 10:31:44 UTC  

Knights should win

2019-07-16 10:32:03 UTC  

Comparatively, Vikings fight naked

2019-07-16 10:32:12 UTC  

Taekwon-Do follows many karate principles, except it focuses more on kicks

2019-07-16 10:32:33 UTC  

Note, I am not talking about the Olympic type. That is silly

2019-07-16 10:32:37 UTC  

Sure, they have some chain mail, but so do knights

2019-07-16 10:32:40 UTC  

Europe pretty much abandoned swords for mainstay combat, anyways, because swords are shit against plate armor. They only remained popular as a status symbol (expensive to make) and because they're convenient to carry (mount the scabbard onto your belt).

In the 1400s, most knight combat is two heavily armored people going after each other with big ass war picks.

2019-07-16 10:32:56 UTC  

Did vikings use gambesons?

2019-07-16 10:33:09 UTC  

Original TKD was for soldiers, and it was made within the korean armed forces in the 50's

2019-07-16 10:33:20 UTC  

TKD is shit.

2019-07-16 10:33:25 UTC  

lads lads lads
||ninja vs pirate||

2019-07-16 10:33:30 UTC  

Olympic is, I agree

2019-07-16 10:33:31 UTC  

t h i c c woolen tunics

2019-07-16 10:33:37 UTC  

Original ITF isn't

2019-07-16 10:33:37 UTC  

Froststep smells like talcum powder

2019-07-16 10:33:40 UTC  

@Ayylmao who shoots first

2019-07-16 10:33:53 UTC  

dont know

2019-07-16 10:34:03 UTC  

Pirates had firearms

2019-07-16 10:34:10 UTC  

@Ayylmao Ninja can't be see but pirate will just rise again due to his cursed soul

2019-07-16 10:34:13 UTC  

are we talking trad ninja

2019-07-16 10:34:15 UTC  

but they were pretty slow and inaccurate

2019-07-16 10:34:17 UTC  

or ninja with gun

2019-07-16 10:34:26 UTC  

or handcannon

2019-07-16 10:34:53 UTC  

fucking gook can yeet if you give em gunpowder

2019-07-16 10:35:01 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas, BUT the pirate has several parrots

2019-07-16 10:35:12 UTC  

It's ironic when you consider that Europe could've conquered half the world in the 1300s, without guns, if only they had better ships. Japanese swords would have been useless against European plate armor. Amerindians didn't even have metal, so it'd basically amount to a knight swinging a claymore and cleaving people in two, going through a wooden shield in the process.

2019-07-16 10:35:20 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots myself

2019-07-16 10:35:32 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots itself

2019-07-16 10:35:46 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots hands

2019-07-16 10:35:47 UTC  

You need a handcannon that shoots a handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas.

2019-07-16 10:35:49 UTC  

coincidentally im wondering what america wouldve looked like if it was colonized during the medieval times

2019-07-16 10:35:49 UTC  

Fuck my grammar is bad today

2019-07-16 10:35:59 UTC  

like straight up castles in america and shit

2019-07-16 10:35:59 UTC  

germer berd turdee

2019-07-16 10:36:01 UTC  

I highly recommend the "Killing art" by Alex Gillis.

2019-07-16 10:36:02 UTC  

Probably worse

2019-07-16 10:36:16 UTC  

Downside of gunpowder: It made castles far less useful.

2019-07-16 10:36:28 UTC  

It would be more like Europe

2019-07-16 10:36:28 UTC  

It gives alot of insight to creation of TKD, and some shady shit the Korean goverment did during the 70's