https://tenor.com/view/terrible-huh-asshole-wrestling-face-gif-4821927

ANd it had the context of "we don't have weapons, nobles do"

And no, it wasn't entertainment

Lolgay

the ancient sumo technique

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-macho-man-wwe-wwf-gif-5076865

Sumo was samurai art

dig it

**literally with your nose**

technically peasants still had walking sticks and farm implements

HEMA isn't pretty.

Viking fights mostly involve two guys hopping around each other, trying to get around a big ass wooden shield so they can poke him with a sharp knife and hopefully kill the other guy.

Knight combat manuals mostly involve grappling and then jamming a sharp blade into the eyes, armpits, and groin.

Yes, but that why it was about singular strikes, and not like boxing

If you have to fight unarmed against someone without weapons, your first attack must succeed or you die

European armor was far superior to Asian armor, so combat was almost always drawn out. It was mostly about getting the other guy on the ground so you can end him with a dagger. Ideally in the eyes, armpits, or groin, because those are the parts that wouldn't be covered by plate armor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZz0x69ATE
what do you fuccbois think of this gay canadian's assessment of the
samurai vs knight vs viking debate

Weapon arts are usually completely different to unarmed stuff

tldr is he says viking wins

Samurai swords wouldn't do shit against European armor. Their spears might have a chance, though.

ooogedy boogedy i huntedded a chicnen adn nad egg

Knights should win

Comparatively, Vikings fight naked

Taekwon-Do follows many karate principles, except it focuses more on kicks

Note, I am not talking about the Olympic type. That is silly

Sure, they have some chain mail, but so do knights

Europe pretty much abandoned swords for mainstay combat, anyways, because swords are shit against plate armor. They only remained popular as a status symbol (expensive to make) and because they're convenient to carry (mount the scabbard onto your belt).

In the 1400s, most knight combat is two heavily armored people going after each other with big ass war picks.

Did vikings use gambesons?

Original TKD was for soldiers, and it was made within the korean armed forces in the 50's

TKD is shit.

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||ninja vs pirate||

Olympic is, I agree

t h i c c woolen tunics

Original ITF isn't

Froststep smells like talcum powder

@Ayylmao who shoots first

dont know

Pirates had firearms

@Ayylmao Ninja can't be see but pirate will just rise again due to his cursed soul

are we talking trad ninja

but they were pretty slow and inaccurate

or ninja with gun

or handcannon