Froststep smells like talcum powder

@Ayylmao who shoots first

dont know

Pirates had firearms

@Ayylmao Ninja can't be see but pirate will just rise again due to his cursed soul

are we talking trad ninja

but they were pretty slow and inaccurate

or ninja with gun

or handcannon

fucking gook can yeet if you give em gunpowder

Handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas, BUT the pirate has several parrots

It's ironic when you consider that Europe could've conquered half the world in the 1300s, without guns, if only they had better ships. Japanese swords would have been useless against European plate armor. Amerindians didn't even have metal, so it'd basically amount to a knight swinging a claymore and cleaving people in two, going through a wooden shield in the process.

Handcannon that shoots myself

Handcannon that shoots itself

Handcannon that shoots hands

You need a handcannon that shoots a handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas.

coincidentally im wondering what america wouldve looked like if it was colonized during the medieval times

Fuck my grammar is bad today

like straight up castles in america and shit

germer berd turdee

I highly recommend the "Killing art" by Alex Gillis.

Probably worse

Downside of gunpowder: It made castles far less useful.

It would be more like Europe

It gives alot of insight to creation of TKD, and some shady shit the Korean goverment did during the 70's

some chinese folk went around me because they know they are guilty of eating dog!

dogs are pretty tasty

knights bitched about handgonnes

lot of muscle on those bones

Not many people know that South Korea was military dictatorship till the 90's

cos no mere peasant with a smoothbore pipe gun should have the ability or the right to fell a cavalry knight

in china the chicken mcnuggets are fresh fried dog fetuses

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armor gives +10 faith
but -20 max weight

in some cities of america, its humANS

heh, hussars

Its starting to make sense why SK is so corrupt

remember when the prime minster was a member of a feminist cult

feminist south korean incels

**Shudders**

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