Message from @Mikey

Discord ID: 602596761122373644


2019-07-21 20:07:24 UTC  

So many jobs in banks are useless

2019-07-21 20:07:26 UTC  

I used to be a carpet fitter back when I first left college.

2019-07-21 20:07:45 UTC  

Part time carpet fitter, part time shop runner. Pretty decent.

2019-07-21 20:08:56 UTC  

Seeing the result of refitting an entire house with new carpets was so damn rewarding, honestly. Especially when the house was shit at the beginning.

2019-07-21 20:09:30 UTC  

And going into people's houses that were exceeding £1 million in value was gnarly.

2019-07-21 20:09:38 UTC  

oof

2019-07-21 20:11:46 UTC  

We used to refit council houses and some of those, you didn't want to touch the walls they'd have things like piss, shit, all kinds of stuff on.

2019-07-21 20:13:01 UTC  

what do you do now

2019-07-21 20:13:11 UTC  

Part time in a store. It's miserable.

2019-07-21 20:13:28 UTC  

I can't wait until I finish my engineering course and I can go back into something with labour.

2019-07-21 20:13:54 UTC  

yeh thatd be kewl

2019-07-21 20:14:16 UTC  

Sakura is ronery and wants an otter friendo

2019-07-21 20:14:25 UTC  

I want a job where I need to build so I can see the fruits of my labour at the end.

2019-07-21 20:14:31 UTC  

while you were studying the woman, Japan studied domesticating otters

2019-07-21 20:20:11 UTC  

@Mikey so you're saying council housing be like this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/602595695542927365/Ujuj0HT.gif

2019-07-21 20:20:57 UTC  

my momma always said life is like a fuck shit stack

2019-07-21 20:21:13 UTC  

Needs more water ingress and smoke.

2019-07-21 20:24:03 UTC  

@wotmaniac mate, they're horrible. My dad used to live in one of the roughest areas of my town, and he was burgled the night he moved into my mum's. The dude up the street found out who burgled him and broke his legs <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-21 20:24:23 UTC  

And when my dad first moved into his house, there was a bullet hole in the window heading outwards.

2019-07-21 20:28:22 UTC  
2019-07-21 20:28:31 UTC  

we're at war with the otter confederation

2019-07-21 20:28:50 UTC  

you guys actually thought the cute lil river rats were from your planet?

2019-07-21 20:29:13 UTC  

No they accidentally crashed their spaceship into earth and wiped out the dinosaurs

2019-07-21 20:29:30 UTC  

we only survived because we built bunkers

2019-07-21 20:35:21 UTC  

@wotmaniac Oh, another story from that area: There was a kid who was flying a remote control plane and knocked on my dad's door. He asked my dad for £20 for the plane so my dad said he'd give him the money if he could land it. Kid had clearly stolen the plane and just said "I can't fucking do that" drop the remote and let the plane crash into the road. <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-21 20:37:57 UTC  

that's niggerlisious

2019-07-21 20:41:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/602600949705342987/1563735060352.png

2019-07-21 20:41:06 UTC  

✊🏻 Trans rights now!

2019-07-21 20:41:31 UTC  

Which one is trans?

2019-07-21 20:41:34 UTC  

None of them are...

2019-07-21 20:41:40 UTC  

All of them!

2019-07-21 20:41:42 UTC  

✊🏻

2019-07-21 20:41:45 UTC  

They're all gay

2019-07-21 20:41:54 UTC  

you can tell by the look of their faces

2019-07-21 20:42:23 UTC  

also, is that dude on the right carrying the "trans rights now!" poster....Jack IRL?

2019-07-21 20:42:27 UTC  

heres the funny thing

2019-07-21 20:42:32 UTC  

KEK

2019-07-21 20:42:32 UTC  

what rights do trans people not have