Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 602601289234513933


2019-07-21 20:20:57 UTC  

my momma always said life is like a fuck shit stack

2019-07-21 20:21:13 UTC  

Needs more water ingress and smoke.

2019-07-21 20:24:03 UTC  

@wotmaniac mate, they're horrible. My dad used to live in one of the roughest areas of my town, and he was burgled the night he moved into my mum's. The dude up the street found out who burgled him and broke his legs <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-21 20:24:23 UTC  

And when my dad first moved into his house, there was a bullet hole in the window heading outwards.

2019-07-21 20:28:22 UTC  
2019-07-21 20:28:31 UTC  

we're at war with the otter confederation

2019-07-21 20:28:50 UTC  

you guys actually thought the cute lil river rats were from your planet?

2019-07-21 20:29:13 UTC  

No they accidentally crashed their spaceship into earth and wiped out the dinosaurs

2019-07-21 20:29:30 UTC  

we only survived because we built bunkers

2019-07-21 20:35:21 UTC  

@wotmaniac Oh, another story from that area: There was a kid who was flying a remote control plane and knocked on my dad's door. He asked my dad for £20 for the plane so my dad said he'd give him the money if he could land it. Kid had clearly stolen the plane and just said "I can't fucking do that" drop the remote and let the plane crash into the road. <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-21 20:37:57 UTC  

that's niggerlisious

2019-07-21 20:41:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/602600949705342987/1563735060352.png

2019-07-21 20:41:06 UTC  

✊🏻 Trans rights now!

2019-07-21 20:41:31 UTC  

Which one is trans?

2019-07-21 20:41:34 UTC  

None of them are...

2019-07-21 20:41:40 UTC  

All of them!

2019-07-21 20:41:42 UTC  

✊🏻

2019-07-21 20:41:45 UTC  

They're all gay

2019-07-21 20:41:54 UTC  

you can tell by the look of their faces

2019-07-21 20:42:23 UTC  

also, is that dude on the right carrying the "trans rights now!" poster....Jack IRL?

2019-07-21 20:42:27 UTC  

heres the funny thing

2019-07-21 20:42:32 UTC  

KEK

2019-07-21 20:42:32 UTC  

what rights do trans people not have

2019-07-21 20:42:37 UTC  

I think that is Jack yeah

2019-07-21 20:42:50 UTC  

in fact id say they're privileged

2019-07-21 20:42:59 UTC  

they're not forced into the draft

2019-07-21 20:43:15 UTC  

They're not about to be the people they feel they are

2019-07-21 20:43:23 UTC  

✊🏻 Trans rights now!

2019-07-21 20:44:15 UTC  

**yeet**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/602601755053654039/trans_roast.jpg

2019-07-21 20:44:36 UTC  

Delete that.

2019-07-21 20:44:46 UTC  

Trannies have the same rights as everyone else.

2019-07-21 20:44:53 UTC  

@Weez Delete yourself

2019-07-21 20:45:04 UTC  

you hate it because it;s true

2019-07-21 20:45:23 UTC  

I hope future archaeologists will check the preferred gender of the people they dig up.

2019-07-21 20:45:32 UTC  

All trans people should write it down and keep it with them.

2019-07-21 20:45:33 UTC  

Weez <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-21 20:45:42 UTC  

you can verify by age

2019-07-21 20:45:55 UTC  

if it's 30 or above, probably not a trannie

2019-07-21 20:45:58 UTC  

We need to keep bigots at bay!

2019-07-21 20:46:33 UTC  

We can't let those future bigots lesser the lives of those trans people!