Message from @ur mom college

Discord ID: 614858728222752818


2019-08-24 16:23:04 UTC  

👌

2019-08-24 16:23:13 UTC  

0.o

2019-08-24 16:23:14 UTC  

What?

2019-08-24 16:23:46 UTC  

leeroy jenkins

2019-08-24 16:23:48 UTC  

That's in plain english, friend.

2019-08-24 16:23:54 UTC  

^

2019-08-24 16:24:41 UTC  

She's saying that if some girl asks her boyfriend for a pencil, she's going to assault her with deadly furniture.

2019-08-24 16:25:16 UTC  

sounds like a nigger to me

2019-08-24 16:25:46 UTC  

@Spooky Melon okay, nigger

2019-08-24 16:27:21 UTC  

I got pulled over yesterday

2019-08-24 16:27:38 UTC  

Well, stop breakin' the law

2019-08-24 16:27:42 UTC  

Their was a shooting in the next city over with the same color sedan as mine

2019-08-24 16:27:48 UTC  

I didn’t break the law

2019-08-24 16:28:08 UTC  

So its a My Cousin Vinny circumstance?

2019-08-24 16:28:19 UTC  

the same color?

2019-08-24 16:28:23 UTC  

nigger everyone has a grey car

2019-08-24 16:28:26 UTC  

nobody cares

2019-08-24 16:28:27 UTC  

Did it have the same tires?

2019-08-24 16:28:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614858699290312704/1566660796076.png

2019-08-24 16:29:04 UTC  

I’m surprised they didn’t breathalize me even though it was after 10 at night. They just pulled beside me and asked what I was doing and then left

2019-08-24 16:29:26 UTC  

I wasn’t even supposed to be driving

2019-08-24 16:29:32 UTC  

Cause it was way after sunset

2019-08-24 16:29:50 UTC  

wat? They target "fellow white christians" ?

2019-08-24 16:29:51 UTC  

>Not allowed to drive after sunset

2019-08-24 16:29:53 UTC  

<:WhatThe:543598290936004638>

2019-08-24 16:29:58 UTC  

I’m on a permit

2019-08-24 16:29:58 UTC  

tsk tsk tsk

2019-08-24 16:30:05 UTC  

I don’t have a license

2019-08-24 16:30:16 UTC  

kek

2019-08-24 16:30:17 UTC  

>America

2019-08-24 16:30:34 UTC  

what kind of nanny permit is that?

2019-08-24 16:30:39 UTC  

Yeah In America you don’t need a license to drive or ride a motorcycle

2019-08-24 16:30:57 UTC  

Do people still use "kek"? I guess with classic wow maybe that's making a come back?

2019-08-24 16:31:02 UTC  

You just need to take a test and get a permit but you can’t go on freeways are drive after sunset

2019-08-24 16:31:07 UTC  

No driving test

2019-08-24 16:31:14 UTC  

I mean Germany has driving licenses starting from 6 years ol of age and their driving time is at their parent's discression

2019-08-24 16:31:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614859314057838594/1566655724320.png

2019-08-24 16:31:44 UTC  

oof this hand

2019-08-24 16:31:51 UTC  

Don't laugh... that's one of the last uses women have for real men.

2019-08-24 16:31:56 UTC  

A kid can get a racing driving license from the age 6
Exactly the age Michael Schumacher got his loicense