Message from @ur mom college

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2019-08-24 16:25:46 UTC  

@Spooky Melon okay, nigger

2019-08-24 16:27:21 UTC  

I got pulled over yesterday

2019-08-24 16:27:38 UTC  

Well, stop breakin' the law

2019-08-24 16:27:42 UTC  

Their was a shooting in the next city over with the same color sedan as mine

2019-08-24 16:27:48 UTC  

I didn’t break the law

2019-08-24 16:28:08 UTC  

So its a My Cousin Vinny circumstance?

2019-08-24 16:28:19 UTC  

the same color?

2019-08-24 16:28:23 UTC  

nigger everyone has a grey car

2019-08-24 16:28:26 UTC  

nobody cares

2019-08-24 16:28:27 UTC  

Did it have the same tires?

2019-08-24 16:28:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614858699290312704/1566660796076.png

2019-08-24 16:29:04 UTC  

I’m surprised they didn’t breathalize me even though it was after 10 at night. They just pulled beside me and asked what I was doing and then left

2019-08-24 16:29:26 UTC  

I wasn’t even supposed to be driving

2019-08-24 16:29:32 UTC  

Cause it was way after sunset

2019-08-24 16:29:50 UTC  

wat? They target "fellow white christians" ?

2019-08-24 16:29:51 UTC  

>Not allowed to drive after sunset

2019-08-24 16:29:53 UTC  

<:WhatThe:543598290936004638>

2019-08-24 16:29:58 UTC  

I’m on a permit

2019-08-24 16:29:58 UTC  

tsk tsk tsk

2019-08-24 16:30:05 UTC  

I don’t have a license

2019-08-24 16:30:16 UTC  

kek

2019-08-24 16:30:17 UTC  

>America

2019-08-24 16:30:34 UTC  

what kind of nanny permit is that?

2019-08-24 16:30:39 UTC  

Yeah In America you don’t need a license to drive or ride a motorcycle

2019-08-24 16:30:57 UTC  

Do people still use "kek"? I guess with classic wow maybe that's making a come back?

2019-08-24 16:31:02 UTC  

You just need to take a test and get a permit but you can’t go on freeways are drive after sunset

2019-08-24 16:31:07 UTC  

No driving test

2019-08-24 16:31:14 UTC  

I mean Germany has driving licenses starting from 6 years ol of age and their driving time is at their parent's discression

2019-08-24 16:31:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614859314057838594/1566655724320.png

2019-08-24 16:31:44 UTC  

oof this hand

2019-08-24 16:31:51 UTC  

Don't laugh... that's one of the last uses women have for real men.

2019-08-24 16:31:56 UTC  

A kid can get a racing driving license from the age 6
Exactly the age Michael Schumacher got his loicense

2019-08-24 16:31:59 UTC  

In Europe it’s super hard to be able to ride a motorcycle

2019-08-24 16:31:59 UTC  

That thing will put you out of relevance.

2019-08-24 16:32:28 UTC  

In Europe it is super easy to ride a moped or bike under 125cc

2019-08-24 16:32:35 UTC  

Easiest loicense

2019-08-24 16:32:38 UTC  

>Soylent
>Not able to open that fucking bottle with ease
I guess he has to use that every time he goes to Trader Joe's

2019-08-24 16:32:40 UTC  

fuck is that hand

2019-08-24 16:33:26 UTC  

Taking a 2nd and 3rd look at that, I've got one massive question

2019-08-24 16:33:32 UTC  

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAND