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Guys

This fucking girl curbed me

No not curbed stomped

She’s been ignoring me pretty much

I don’t really care

I can get a lot of girls anyway

Guys

I might ask out a Mexican girl

Guys I have a problem

My friend is trying to cheat on his gf trying to get at another girl, who I happen to like

Should I beat his ass

But that would hurt the friendship

We’re not good friends but I have to find some way to be friends with him because we have to spend a lot of time together

Good thing is that the girl doesn’t like him

Glory to Andalusia

Islam in Iberia

Insha’allah

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Don’t you get tired of being a joke? @Napoleon Lee Scott

I feel like we have the same problem

Sure I like to joke around but I also want to be respected and not be the constant punchline

Have any of you had a Popeyes chicken sandwich yet

What’s wrong with Jews

Why do you hate black people

I think you have insecurity issues

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I got pulled over yesterday

Their was a shooting in the next city over with the same color sedan as mine

I didn’t break the law

I’m surprised they didn’t breathalize me even though it was after 10 at night. They just pulled beside me and asked what I was doing and then left

I wasn’t even supposed to be driving

Cause it was way after sunset

I’m on a permit

I don’t have a license

Yeah In America you don’t need a license to drive or ride a motorcycle

You just need to take a test and get a permit but you can’t go on freeways are drive after sunset

No driving test

In Europe it’s super hard to be able to ride a motorcycle

I have a hydro flask

He needs to do some pull-ups

He’s using his pinky to sit the bottle on

Weird

Weird way to do it

once bitten, twice shy

Sargon is right at the spot where both the left and the uncucked right hate his guts

WE

WUZ

SHIET

We actually were kings believe it or not

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sanctus

Now I’m horny

There a big differences between Nigeria and Niger

First of all Nigeria is an anglophone country and Niger is a francophone country

Today is day two of nofap for me

Or three

I don’t remember if I jerked off on Thursday

Weed has motivated me to become a better person

I want to get a job so I can buy more weed

I want to be more sociable so people will give me more weed

I want to drink more water so I can do more weed

I got from r/drugs btw

There’s a literal subreddit full of potheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D25NrAQZLng

Cartoons are for adults

Whiter than you, MUHAMMED!

I’m 20% white

I don’t want to be in your gay ethnostate

I’m dating a Latina

No

Well we’re not dating yet

But

We will

I’m just going to wait until she’s in my school

She’s one grade below me I’m a freshman right now.

Does anyone have that npc typing crying meme

I can’t find it

Why do girls get weird long nails on their fingers

wtf I love Austria now

Wtf I love Austria now

What does qld stand for

Queensland New Jersey?

Oh

And the mob

Yes

Is it ok to cook with the windows closed in my house and ac on?

Also

Do you really need to cook fish sticks at 475 degrees?