he made a deal with the soviet union to fake a war on the eastern front in exchange for jupiter's moon, europa

a nice fiction

hehe

>they dont know
😂

first thing american mars expedition will hear is здравствуйте

they'll be met with military technology so advanced it is beyond our quite literal earthly comprehension

except for the rifles, they still use ak-47's on mars

60 million ppl die *faked war on east*

Doom has come

MFW there is no black crime in space

mfw no cats in space

i need a new job but im not desperate enough to apply for just anything... need more desperation

When's WW3 happening

13/08/202

2020*

Thanks Clinton

no prob vladi

Oh shit this isn't the group chat

oh shit fuck not wrong window again

first i sent a dicpic here now this

smh im getting old

kek

the first crime in space and it is a lesbo doing finance fraud

waiting for progressives to make broad generalisations based on a single example in this case

Note to you guys, if someone you're on a date is telling you about what they do, don't tacitly make fun of it <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Make fun of it

Dew it

Do the dew

I mean do it if you don't give a fuck

What do you mean?

'oh you're an engineer? That's like failed scientist right?'

More like scientists are faggy engineers tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJLek-aGM4

The fag is scientifically engineered

Also @svarozhyc yes along those lines basically

@JackH670 This is accurate.

Lmao

The companies just don't know how to utilise those types of degrees.