Message from @Hopix

Discord ID: 618912661819752453


2019-09-04 19:02:55 UTC  

If you were asked by a foreigner to the UK to clarify (based on the latest events) whether it will leave or remain part of the EU, would you say it's guaranteed to stay, leave, or is the future uncertain?

2019-09-04 19:12:13 UTC  

Strongly suspect she leaked her own audio

2019-09-04 19:12:15 UTC  

So it's in the "Lords" hands

2019-09-04 19:17:32 UTC  

Well those all seem like good options

2019-09-04 19:23:38 UTC  

What about temporarily dissolving Parliament?

2019-09-04 19:27:19 UTC  

what chemicals would you advise? we could probably get some london street yoofs to donate a few bottles

2019-09-04 19:38:10 UTC  

I’m not a chemist.

2019-09-04 19:38:43 UTC  

I’m a doctor, Jim! Not a chemist!

2019-09-04 20:03:20 UTC  

Could go with the traditional bleach

2019-09-04 20:53:28 UTC  

imagine being bojo right now, deafeted on every front

2019-09-04 20:53:29 UTC  

LMAO

2019-09-04 20:53:44 UTC  

I think he still has a trick or a few up his sleeves

2019-09-04 20:54:41 UTC  

**\o HEIL GENERAL SECRETARY CORBYN \o**

2019-09-04 20:56:15 UTC  

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2019-09-04 20:57:57 UTC  

100 odd amendments to the no deal bill

2019-09-04 20:58:01 UTC  

the fuck even are they

2019-09-04 20:58:19 UTC  

staling

2019-09-04 20:58:26 UTC  

If it's like US amendment to bills it's catty ass stuff.

2019-09-04 20:59:01 UTC  

They want to delay it

2019-09-04 20:59:32 UTC  

brexit or the bill?

2019-09-04 20:59:32 UTC  

They just want to propose so many amendments that it will take too long to go through them

2019-09-04 20:59:38 UTC  

The bill

2019-09-04 20:59:57 UTC  

So no deal goes ahead?

2019-09-04 21:00:05 UTC  

If they can delay it long enough

2019-09-04 21:00:21 UTC  

jesus that's some next level shit

2019-09-04 21:00:43 UTC  

This is what governments are good at doing.

2019-09-04 21:00:53 UTC  

Literally nothing to get something.

2019-09-04 21:01:49 UTC  

fucking hilarious

2019-09-04 21:02:04 UTC  

"And the government side has unleashed hordes of amendments, to change every possible aspect of the motion and suggest all kinds of measures that should be debated instead (my favourite is the Bat Habitat (regulation) Bill). "

2019-09-04 21:02:08 UTC  

lets just hope they dont die from old age half way through

2019-09-04 21:02:11 UTC  

Literally sounds like some Monty Python shit

2019-09-04 21:03:05 UTC  

looks like the brexitiers are sick off the remainer's bullshit

2019-09-04 21:03:14 UTC  

That is the very weird way that the UK parliament works

2019-09-04 21:06:56 UTC  

This is one possibility if the Lords vote the bill through