Message from @system11
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Yeah
We know three of the demands will never be met
Lam won't step down, the police won't be investigated, and greater democratic freedoms also no chance
Hell will freeze over first
"17:52 GMT
Reports suggest Johnson has told the Conservative 1922 Committee that there must be a new election and that the UK will leave the EU on October 31.
Johnson has apparently proposed his idea for an alternative to the backstop, which involves an all-Ireland agri-food zone."
Wait how can ex conservatives stand as conservatives if they're no longer conservatives... 🤔
They can't really
It just means that you will have a Conservative Candidate and an Indendent saying that they are the Conservative Candidate
So what's the point in making a threat if it's not really a threat at all? 😂
The ballot paper won't list them as conservatives
It would be too misleading and lead to absolute chaos
If you were asked by a foreigner to the UK to clarify (based on the latest events) whether it will leave or remain part of the EU, would you say it's guaranteed to stay, leave, or is the future uncertain?
Strongly suspect she leaked her own audio
So it's in the "Lords" hands
Well those all seem like good options
What about temporarily dissolving Parliament?
what chemicals would you advise? we could probably get some london street yoofs to donate a few bottles
I’m not a chemist.
I’m a doctor, Jim! Not a chemist!
Could go with the traditional bleach
imagine being bojo right now, deafeted on every front
LMAO
I think he still has a trick or a few up his sleeves
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100 odd amendments to the no deal bill
the fuck even are they
staling
If it's like US amendment to bills it's catty ass stuff.
They want to delay it
brexit or the bill?
They just want to propose so many amendments that it will take too long to go through them
The bill
So no deal goes ahead?
If they can delay it long enough