@JackH670

Jack woke up his parter with a surprise Brazilian.

i actually fucking dreamt i drove with my dream girl in a red Saab 900 <:why:462286147473637407>

My dick is a gift but I don't go around shagging everyone

that's what you say here

Truck stops

@Krisemann is your dream girl your current girlfriend?

The gift in homosexual circles means HIV

i dont have a gf atm

Oh

>saab

Dana you are a homosexual

yikes

Jack just confirmed he has HIV

I thought you did, my bad

@Jack of Trades I have a dream...I will become the next Colonel...I will enslave the negro and return them to the potato fields and chicken coups...I will build a empire of fried tendies and mash&fries with gravy!

last gf broke up in march

Ouchies

then i did play a little with another gal but didnt really last

in august/september

You shouldn't have wasted time with a girl that didn't go anywhere

just dont do girls <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

oh wait

I'm at that stage with someone, idk if I'm interested so might just pie him off

Or, or, find a girl who isn’t shit.

>dana giving advice

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Dana likes it when women shove their feet in his face

<:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

Listen to what I say not what I do. I know everything not to do

"Mmm smelly feet"

oh

shit

@Mikey what women? <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

@SideTracker where is the chicken

Chicken slime

soylent green is made out of people

@HunDread it says right there, they tried to keep it since the 1920s and it turned into moldy chicken

@HunDread inside the jello 🤢

There are some people speaking French in my uni! Get out! Brexit means Brexit!