I thought you did, my bad

@Jack of Trades I have a dream...I will become the next Colonel...I will enslave the negro and return them to the potato fields and chicken coups...I will build a empire of fried tendies and mash&fries with gravy!

last gf broke up in march

Ouchies

then i did play a little with another gal but didnt really last

in august/september

You shouldn't have wasted time with a girl that didn't go anywhere

just dont do girls <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

oh wait

I'm at that stage with someone, idk if I'm interested so might just pie him off

Or, or, find a girl who isn’t shit.

>dana giving advice

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Dana likes it when women shove their feet in his face

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Listen to what I say not what I do. I know everything not to do

"Mmm smelly feet"

oh

shit

@Mikey what women? <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

@SideTracker where is the chicken

Chicken slime

soylent green is made out of people

@HunDread it says right there, they tried to keep it since the 1920s and it turned into moldy chicken

@HunDread inside the jello 🤢

There are some people speaking French in my uni! Get out! Brexit means Brexit!

Dana, go to find Jack.

I'm in my bed

I'll show you what he looks like <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

So good luck

Ironically, girls only want to fuck the winners, work on yourself, which means you gotta go through their shaming language "you gay" "you selfish" blagh blagh, get successful, now you have true leverage in finding a good woman. Also Ironically- now you don't have time for women and/or don't fall for shallow games anymore.

Did he fucking stutter?

adulting 101

@Redxl the problem is that i dont want a girl who only fucks the winners, cause thats not a loyal girl

shallow gamers is all too common

I'm unlikely to see him by chance. I cant even spot people who use to go to highschool with me

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Krise's ex had her own orbit of used plates and cutlery

heh

@Krisemann now you see the paradox, bullshit eh