>short haired gf

MEH

0.o

I like wahmen with the long hairs

Yeah don't cut peoples hair without their consent

no long hair waving in the wind while youre driving with the window open

I legit don't trust Dana to not do it

shes laughing and youre happy

@JackH670 what about shaving their pubes without consent

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Also a no

@Swedishmafia101 I like cute girls that look like girls work long hair ;)

@Krisemann then you wake up

but it counts as a gift

No

you dip

Short hair on a lass is wrong

I'll never have a gf so I'll never be able to cut her hair

@JackH670

Jack woke up his parter with a surprise Brazilian.

i actually fucking dreamt i drove with my dream girl in a red Saab 900 <:why:462286147473637407>

My dick is a gift but I don't go around shagging everyone

that's what you say here

Truck stops

@Krisemann is your dream girl your current girlfriend?

The gift in homosexual circles means HIV

i dont have a gf atm

Oh

>saab

Dana you are a homosexual

yikes

Jack just confirmed he has HIV

I thought you did, my bad

@Jack of Trades I have a dream...I will become the next Colonel...I will enslave the negro and return them to the potato fields and chicken coups...I will build a empire of fried tendies and mash&fries with gravy!

last gf broke up in march

Ouchies

then i did play a little with another gal but didnt really last

in august/september

You shouldn't have wasted time with a girl that didn't go anywhere

just dont do girls <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

oh wait