I just read through the long Halloween, and it was amazing. But if you called in say the flash or Superman? The killer would have been found pretty fast.
have a couple heroes keep an eye on the crime family that's being targeted, at least one guy who's got x-ray vision and can run faster than fucking sound, and you've got them.
Unironically this. They treat perma-virgins who have been humiliated and psychologically broken down as psychopathic terrorists. It'd be funny if people didn't buy into the scam so easily.
