Eastern US cities be the absolute crap for worse roads than TX.. or even the majority of CA for that matter.

maybe just houston then

https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1177554779310120962

Where are they getting these doomsday dates from?

Just south of the taint......

@The Electric Lizard The same place where they've been getting those dates for like....a century or so.

Straight out of their ass.

Can't believe the world will end in 10 years

should be added to here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

I’m holding out for an XK-Class scenario.

Motherfucker you know only a select few here will get that.

So Hillary Clinton is doing the media circuit again. CBS Sunday Morning, Stephen Colbert, and The View. New book she's shilling? Or is she stupid and arrogant enough to try again?

It's a distraction ploy, so people stop watching the DNC shitshow

@Carsen Jesus is returning but does he come to save... or to destroy <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

@Wizard_of_The_West We didn’t realize. No one did. How could we know who they were keeping in Area 51...?

We didnt see the cross burned into the sand around the base

Freed from his earthly shackles he now roams the universe, biding his time, waiting for his power to reach its zenith; to finish what was begun so long ago...

Have you guys read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Jesus is an escaped clone

must have missed that bit

It's in the novella

Young Zaphod Plays It Safe

Is that actually written by Adams or is it fanfiction?

It was actually written by Adams

It's part of the Hitchhiker's Guide Omnibus edition

I have that, I'll give it a reread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6pkybRhuLo

Prohibition doesn't work

Period

Indeed.

*New health trend: People attacking things that make coming to terms with inevitable death less terrifying*

There's a reason you get a smoke before the firing squad

Whatever you say, CNN

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/27/politics/donald-trump-ukraine-transcript/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.google.com%2F&rm=1

dear god, could they be more deranged?

Omg Trump said something

Oooooo shady government talk spooookey scarryyyy

That they have to blur out the transcript, which is like 3 pages, just to cover the outright lies and mis-attributions in this article.

https://ifunny.co/fun/7IIshq547?s=cl

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

http://dlvr.it/RF1vw5

Tulsi changes her stance, now defends inquiry into Trump impeachment
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/27/politics/tulsi-gabbard-supports-impeachment-inquiry/index.html

This is the final nail in the coffin for the Dems, game over

If even she can't keep her principles intact, then no one can