Message from @pwtdo
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for the record, fuck houston
also the concept that gov can fix everything and we should give up all our rights to our benevolant overlords
Kinda hard to be an individualist in a lot of countries nowadays
no I mean the roads in texas are fucking awful
even with as many toll roads as we have
fuckin yokels can't maintain a strip of fuckin pitch resin
you havent seen awful road until you have come here mate, we have some cancerous bloody roads. There is one road from the Eastern states to the West, one fucking road for ALL trucks, cars and buses. You want to know how often it is fixed? fucking never
One main road I should say for clarities sake
Eh, I disagree on a comparative measure about Texas' roads. >.[
Eastern US cities be the absolute crap for worse roads than TX.. or even the majority of CA for that matter.
maybe just houston then
Where are they getting these doomsday dates from?
Just south of the taint......
@The Electric Lizard The same place where they've been getting those dates for like....a century or so.
Straight out of their ass.
Can't believe the world will end in 10 years
should be added to here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
I’m holding out for an XK-Class scenario.
Motherfucker you know only a select few here will get that.
So Hillary Clinton is doing the media circuit again. CBS Sunday Morning, Stephen Colbert, and The View. New book she's shilling? Or is she stupid and arrogant enough to try again?
It's a distraction ploy, so people stop watching the DNC shitshow
@Carsen Jesus is returning but does he come to save... or to destroy <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
@Wizard_of_The_West We didn’t realize. No one did. How could we know who they were keeping in Area 51...?
We didnt see the cross burned into the sand around the base
Freed from his earthly shackles he now roams the universe, biding his time, waiting for his power to reach its zenith; to finish what was begun so long ago...
Have you guys read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Jesus is an escaped clone
must have missed that bit
It's in the novella
Young Zaphod Plays It Safe
Is that actually written by Adams or is it fanfiction?
It was actually written by Adams
It's part of the Hitchhiker's Guide Omnibus edition
I have that, I'll give it a reread
Prohibition doesn't work
Period
Indeed.
*New health trend: People attacking things that make coming to terms with inevitable death less terrifying*
There's a reason you get a smoke before the firing squad