It's a distraction ploy, so people stop watching the DNC shitshow

@Carsen Jesus is returning but does he come to save... or to destroy <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

@Wizard_of_The_West We didn’t realize. No one did. How could we know who they were keeping in Area 51...?

We didnt see the cross burned into the sand around the base

Freed from his earthly shackles he now roams the universe, biding his time, waiting for his power to reach its zenith; to finish what was begun so long ago...

Have you guys read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Jesus is an escaped clone

must have missed that bit

It's in the novella

Young Zaphod Plays It Safe

Is that actually written by Adams or is it fanfiction?

It was actually written by Adams

It's part of the Hitchhiker's Guide Omnibus edition

I have that, I'll give it a reread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6pkybRhuLo

Prohibition doesn't work

Period

Indeed.

*New health trend: People attacking things that make coming to terms with inevitable death less terrifying*

There's a reason you get a smoke before the firing squad

Whatever you say, CNN

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/27/politics/donald-trump-ukraine-transcript/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.google.com%2F&rm=1

dear god, could they be more deranged?

Omg Trump said something

Oooooo shady government talk spooookey scarryyyy

That they have to blur out the transcript, which is like 3 pages, just to cover the outright lies and mis-attributions in this article.

https://ifunny.co/fun/7IIshq547?s=cl

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http://dlvr.it/RF1vw5

Tulsi changes her stance, now defends inquiry into Trump impeachment
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/09/27/politics/tulsi-gabbard-supports-impeachment-inquiry/index.html

This is the final nail in the coffin for the Dems, game over

If even she can't keep her principles intact, then no one can

She said she changed her mind *after* reading the transcript? OK, nope. THOT begone.

?

Poor Tim Pool... That was his girl. He was just saying he admire her standing out from the Democrats with this.

It's a matter of principle, the president should not be impeached over this issue

There are things that warrant it, and things that don't

Why does this warrant it?

Everyone seems to forget this exists...

Treaty with Ukraine on Mutual Legal Assistance in Criminal Matters

https://www.congress.gov/treaty-document/106th-congress/16/document-text

It's almost as if countries cooperate on things

Like military for example

But that's totally ok right?