Message from @randomNPCno3

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2019-09-27 05:01:20 UTC  

also the concept that gov can fix everything and we should give up all our rights to our benevolant overlords

2019-09-27 05:01:38 UTC  

Kinda hard to be an individualist in a lot of countries nowadays

2019-09-27 05:01:57 UTC  

no I mean the roads in texas are fucking awful

2019-09-27 05:02:18 UTC  

even with as many toll roads as we have

2019-09-27 05:02:55 UTC  

fuckin yokels can't maintain a strip of fuckin pitch resin

2019-09-27 05:03:00 UTC  

you havent seen awful road until you have come here mate, we have some cancerous bloody roads. There is one road from the Eastern states to the West, one fucking road for ALL trucks, cars and buses. You want to know how often it is fixed? fucking never

2019-09-27 05:03:37 UTC  

One main road I should say for clarities sake

2019-09-27 06:15:01 UTC  

Eh, I disagree on a comparative measure about Texas' roads. >.[

2019-09-27 06:16:20 UTC  

Eastern US cities be the absolute crap for worse roads than TX.. or even the majority of CA for that matter.

2019-09-27 06:45:25 UTC  

maybe just houston then

2019-09-27 12:37:38 UTC  

Where are they getting these doomsday dates from?

2019-09-27 12:42:57 UTC  

Just south of the taint......

2019-09-27 12:47:51 UTC  

@The Electric Lizard The same place where they've been getting those dates for like....a century or so.

2019-09-27 12:48:01 UTC  

Straight out of their ass.

2019-09-27 14:59:51 UTC  

Can't believe the world will end in 10 years

2019-09-27 15:23:43 UTC  

I’m holding out for an XK-Class scenario.

2019-09-27 16:18:48 UTC  

Motherfucker you know only a select few here will get that.

2019-09-27 16:42:06 UTC  

So Hillary Clinton is doing the media circuit again. CBS Sunday Morning, Stephen Colbert, and The View. New book she's shilling? Or is she stupid and arrogant enough to try again?

2019-09-27 16:49:32 UTC  

It's a distraction ploy, so people stop watching the DNC shitshow

2019-09-27 17:06:10 UTC  

@Carsen Jesus is returning but does he come to save... or to destroy <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-09-27 17:07:35 UTC  

@Wizard_of_The_West We didn’t realize. No one did. How could we know who they were keeping in Area 51...?

2019-09-27 17:08:09 UTC  

We didnt see the cross burned into the sand around the base

2019-09-27 17:11:05 UTC  

Freed from his earthly shackles he now roams the universe, biding his time, waiting for his power to reach its zenith; to finish what was begun so long ago...

2019-09-27 17:36:54 UTC  

Have you guys read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Jesus is an escaped clone

2019-09-27 18:12:38 UTC  

must have missed that bit

2019-09-27 18:13:09 UTC  

It's in the novella

2019-09-27 18:13:24 UTC  

Young Zaphod Plays It Safe

2019-09-27 18:18:53 UTC  

Is that actually written by Adams or is it fanfiction?

2019-09-27 19:49:22 UTC  

It was actually written by Adams

2019-09-27 19:50:01 UTC  

It's part of the Hitchhiker's Guide Omnibus edition

2019-09-27 20:44:52 UTC  

I have that, I'll give it a reread

2019-09-27 21:05:08 UTC  

Prohibition doesn't work

2019-09-27 21:05:10 UTC  

Period

2019-09-27 21:06:48 UTC  

Indeed.

2019-09-27 21:58:58 UTC  

*New health trend: People attacking things that make coming to terms with inevitable death less terrifying*

2019-09-27 22:11:52 UTC  

There's a reason you get a smoke before the firing squad

2019-09-27 23:01:01 UTC  

dear god, could they be more deranged?