Gotta prove your not gay once in while

To be fair, I'm thinking 20 years ago she was a stone-cold fox

Boris touched my butt in 1066

Charlotte Edwardes grabbed my crotch in 1976

@Eccles There's only one solution: leave the European Union

@Gaylien They all sit here and listen to my drivel

Boris touched me 20 years ago, I know I have no evidence and the timing is convenient, but please believe me! He did it!

Totes McGoats

You're a woman hater aren't you?!

You just hate women!

Wahmen

haha, Sargon

Boris-Man Bad

Nice work from the New York Post, giving a concise commentary on the issue https://nypost.com/2019/09/30/boris-johnson-denies-journalists-decades-old-misconduct-allegation/

I just got a fucking ad on MUH GENDER EQUALITY

by Goldman Sachs

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1178735007319216129

Are we not already?

We are one of the most Just countries lmao

At least, in principle

Whatever that means

How can you be a force for peace and "international justice" if you kneecap the military and scrap the nuclear deterrent, Jeremy?!

By being a pacifist and surrendering

we will be a force of peace by sucking the nip off of everyone else

i like my own nips, thx

Kek.

Force of the same kind of peace as Islam is a religion of

ikr <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Well

considering the UK is now the second largest exporter of arms.....

Perhaps

When are we going into the leg business?

once we get land mines made legal again there should be a healthy market

Leg business?

Selling legs?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49881345?ns_campaign=bbc_politics&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

@JackH670, @PureEvilPie

Article doesn’t really do anything

More vague BS from Boris

No checkpoints, instead we will call them CLEARANCE ZONES

TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUIS

May 2.0