Message from @Mavalance

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2019-09-30 17:41:33 UTC  

Charlotte Edwardes, currently girlfriend of one Robert Peston - a staunch media remainer and establishmentarian

2019-09-30 17:42:42 UTC  

She's a journo-thot

2019-09-30 17:42:53 UTC  

And he's accused of "squeezing her thigh" one time

2019-09-30 17:43:05 UTC  

Oh no!

2019-09-30 17:43:24 UTC  

Thank God

2019-09-30 17:43:40 UTC  

Gotta prove your not gay once in while

2019-09-30 17:44:40 UTC  

To be fair, I'm thinking 20 years ago she was a stone-cold fox

2019-09-30 17:45:22 UTC  

Boris touched my butt in 1066

2019-09-30 17:45:32 UTC  

Charlotte Edwardes grabbed my crotch in 1976

2019-09-30 17:47:40 UTC  

@Eccles There's only one solution: leave the European Union

2019-09-30 17:58:54 UTC  

@Gaylien They all sit here and listen to my drivel

2019-09-30 17:59:38 UTC  

Boris touched me 20 years ago, I know I have no evidence and the timing is convenient, but please believe me! He did it!

2019-09-30 17:59:59 UTC  

Totes McGoats

2019-09-30 18:00:12 UTC  

You're a woman hater aren't you?!

2019-09-30 18:00:17 UTC  

You just hate women!

2019-09-30 18:00:23 UTC  

Wahmen

2019-09-30 18:03:50 UTC  

haha, Sargon

2019-09-30 18:03:55 UTC  

Boris-Man Bad

2019-09-30 18:08:35 UTC  

Nice work from the New York Post, giving a concise commentary on the issue https://nypost.com/2019/09/30/boris-johnson-denies-journalists-decades-old-misconduct-allegation/

2019-09-30 18:57:37 UTC  

I just got a fucking ad on MUH GENDER EQUALITY

2019-09-30 18:57:43 UTC  

by Goldman Sachs

2019-09-30 19:00:11 UTC  

Are we not already?

2019-09-30 19:00:18 UTC  

We are one of the most Just countries lmao

2019-09-30 19:00:34 UTC  

At least, in principle

2019-09-30 19:00:37 UTC  

Whatever that means

2019-09-30 19:01:41 UTC  

How can you be a force for peace and "international justice" if you kneecap the military and scrap the nuclear deterrent, Jeremy?!

2019-09-30 19:02:19 UTC  

By being a pacifist and surrendering

2019-09-30 19:02:22 UTC  

we will be a force of peace by sucking the nip off of everyone else

2019-09-30 19:02:45 UTC  

i like my own nips, thx

2019-09-30 19:03:11 UTC  

Kek.

2019-09-30 19:49:36 UTC  

Force of the same kind of peace as Islam is a religion of

2019-09-30 19:51:00 UTC  

ikr <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-30 20:09:43 UTC  

Well

2019-09-30 20:09:58 UTC  

considering the UK is now the second largest exporter of arms.....

2019-09-30 20:10:01 UTC  

Perhaps

2019-09-30 20:53:44 UTC  

When are we going into the leg business?

2019-09-30 21:10:22 UTC  

once we get land mines made legal again there should be a healthy market

2019-09-30 21:18:42 UTC  

Leg business?

2019-09-30 21:18:45 UTC  

Selling legs?