a dozen eggs in the morning

That’s the breakfast of champions

It's very easy to hit 2500+ daily if you eat high fat foods

sautee all your meals in butter

Even my yogurt?

Vegetarian is like physique hard mode

yes

especially your yogurt

:O

You need to lift along with this too. But only lightly. I dont mean to sound offensive but you may be too thin to really push yourself in the gym at this point

generally avoiding meat is a good habit to get into in my opinion

I lift at work

especially read meat

Never even been in a gym

I eat 4 bowls of oatmeal a day. I eat chicken pork tuna and beef with rice or pasta. Also to trick your metabolism you have to eat more frequently.

Closest one is 45 minutes away

the gym would echo with the sound of a snapping tree branch

We have some equipment at work

I would get dumbells and use those at home. There's plenty of exercises you can do that can build mass with dumbells.

So I use it and work out with my coworkers

can you deadlift at work?

Ive not had a gym membership in over a year I work out at home and have a very physical job. But you need to be doing the biggest lifts that you can.

focusing on bulking your center mass is what you want

target your core imo

Adjustable dumbbells, pull-up bar, elliptical

I have no idea what a deadlift is tbh

or bench presses

google is your friend when it comes to lifting. I recommend for small guys like us definitely doing the big three deadlift squat and bench press

Deadlift ^^

As heavy as you can.

What’s this no red meat madness? Red meat is a health food

Get that natural creatine with red meat boyyy

A push away from men eating red meat is a ploy by the globalists to weaken strong men.

Per trusty Dr. Mangan http://roguehealthandfitness.com/red-meat-is-health-food/

If you stop eatint red meat, little vaginas grow all over your body.

^^^truth haha

The push to eat red meat is a ploy by globalist to destroy the ecology of our homelands and make us obese and defenseless

How does eating red meat make you obese? Is it not the sugar epidemic thats included in most foods these days?

and terrible fast foods

I direct you to look at a fast-food menu