Message from @NurdKing

Discord ID: 804155596965806110


2021-01-27 18:30:15 UTC  

LOL 😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

2021-01-27 18:35:08 UTC  

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2021-01-27 18:35:26 UTC  

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2021-01-27 18:35:50 UTC  

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2021-01-27 18:36:18 UTC  

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2021-01-27 18:36:31 UTC  

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2021-01-27 18:51:46 UTC  

Lmao

2021-01-27 19:31:03 UTC  

My wife hates it when I make fun of her weight. She needs to lighten up.

2021-01-27 19:33:19 UTC  

Hehehe

2021-01-27 19:52:18 UTC  

@RagingRanger165 before posting, can you crop the sides off. They are annoying like that. You can use any basic photo editor. Or even WhatsApp etc. Thanks!

2021-01-27 19:52:38 UTC  

✂️

2021-01-27 20:21:30 UTC  

Or just open the pic up on your phone and click the crop button... takes like 5 seconds

2021-01-27 20:23:17 UTC  

Correct, Gallery or Google Photos etc.

2021-01-27 20:25:09 UTC  

Sorry. I didn’t realize it was a big deal. I’m sorry

2021-01-27 20:25:45 UTC  

No problem bud!

2021-01-27 20:33:39 UTC  

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2021-01-27 20:36:47 UTC  

Lol. Its not a big deal, just makes things look nice and makes it easier to steal 😈

2021-01-27 22:37:57 UTC  

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2021-01-27 23:27:09 UTC  

If you take the angel off of a water display, does it become a sans seraph font?

2021-01-27 23:43:24 UTC  

There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell

2021-01-28 01:07:14 UTC  

@I'm sorry Hey-OHHHH!

2021-01-28 04:07:42 UTC  

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2021-01-28 05:24:21 UTC  

I posted a selfie with an avocado mask on Instagram. Now Martians are calling me racist for wearing “green face”.

2021-01-28 05:54:47 UTC  

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2021-01-28 06:52:40 UTC  

@Vake Xeacons Green Lives Matter, yo.

2021-01-28 13:18:19 UTC  

Oh no! I've burnt the Hawaiian Pizza.

||I should have listened to my wife and put it on Aloha temperature.||

2021-01-28 13:28:23 UTC  

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2021-01-28 14:49:43 UTC  

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2021-01-28 17:03:26 UTC  

Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is

2021-01-28 17:04:54 UTC  

What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction

2021-01-28 17:05:45 UTC  

Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner

2021-01-28 17:27:33 UTC  

wouldn't it be baseball?

2021-01-28 17:34:26 UTC  

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2021-01-28 17:48:48 UTC  

Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.

2021-01-28 17:49:09 UTC  

oh i thought they meant like home plate

2021-01-28 17:50:08 UTC  

Yeah I heard it the baseball way first, but it can go either way incase you suspect people has heard the baseball way more.

2021-01-28 18:12:43 UTC  

@JDCREW it is but just got off work and I am tired

2021-01-28 18:13:18 UTC  

it's okay lol sorry

2021-01-28 20:23:01 UTC  

I think it should be leper, not leopard

2021-01-28 20:43:13 UTC  

he did not STEAL ANYTHING ( <#801170115957489724> )

2021-01-28 20:44:09 UTC  

😬 my bad