Lol. Its not a big deal, just makes things look nice and makes it easier to steal 😈

If you take the angel off of a water display, does it become a sans seraph font?

There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell

@I'm sorry Hey-OHHHH!

I posted a selfie with an avocado mask on Instagram. Now Martians are calling me racist for wearing “green face”.

@Vake Xeacons Green Lives Matter, yo.

Oh no! I've burnt the Hawaiian Pizza.

||I should have listened to my wife and put it on Aloha temperature.||

Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is

What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction

Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner

wouldn't it be baseball?

Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.

oh i thought they meant like home plate

Yeah I heard it the baseball way first, but it can go either way incase you suspect people has heard the baseball way more.

@JDCREW it is but just got off work and I am tired

it's okay lol sorry

I think it should be leper, not leopard

he did not STEAL ANYTHING ( <#801170115957489724> )

😬 my bad

for what?

I'm not a mod ;)

What kind of dad joke is the cringe-iest in your opinion?

*Passes grave yard*
Dad: "People are dying to get in there"

😬

Yes very cringy

I think my dad is the “cringeiest” dad joke

@Perhaps Autocorrect strikes against.

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I'm in a good mood. Yall get 2 today. 😊

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

||Because it was two tired||

Ahahahah, I loved that one