Message from @JDCREW

Discord ID: 804451541489549363


2021-01-27 23:43:24 UTC  

There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell

2021-01-28 01:07:14 UTC  

@I'm sorry Hey-OHHHH!

2021-01-28 04:07:42 UTC  

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2021-01-28 05:24:21 UTC  

I posted a selfie with an avocado mask on Instagram. Now Martians are calling me racist for wearing “green face”.

2021-01-28 05:54:47 UTC  

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2021-01-28 06:52:40 UTC  

@Vake Xeacons Green Lives Matter, yo.

2021-01-28 13:18:19 UTC  

Oh no! I've burnt the Hawaiian Pizza.

||I should have listened to my wife and put it on Aloha temperature.||

2021-01-28 13:28:23 UTC  

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2021-01-28 14:49:43 UTC  

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2021-01-28 17:03:26 UTC  

Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is

2021-01-28 17:04:54 UTC  

What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction

2021-01-28 17:05:45 UTC  

Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner

2021-01-28 17:27:33 UTC  

wouldn't it be baseball?

2021-01-28 17:34:26 UTC  

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2021-01-28 17:48:48 UTC  

Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.

2021-01-28 17:49:09 UTC  

oh i thought they meant like home plate

2021-01-28 17:50:08 UTC  

Yeah I heard it the baseball way first, but it can go either way incase you suspect people has heard the baseball way more.

2021-01-28 18:12:43 UTC  

@JDCREW it is but just got off work and I am tired

2021-01-28 18:13:18 UTC  

it's okay lol sorry

2021-01-28 20:23:01 UTC  

I think it should be leper, not leopard

2021-01-28 20:43:13 UTC  

he did not STEAL ANYTHING ( <#801170115957489724> )

2021-01-28 20:44:09 UTC  

😬 my bad

2021-01-28 20:53:37 UTC  

for what?

2021-01-28 20:53:50 UTC  

I'm not a mod ;)

2021-01-28 21:49:32 UTC  

What kind of dad joke is the cringe-iest in your opinion?

2021-01-28 22:01:17 UTC  

*Passes grave yard*
Dad: "People are dying to get in there"

2021-01-28 22:01:50 UTC  

😬

2021-01-28 22:02:01 UTC  

Yes very cringy

2021-01-28 22:10:37 UTC  

I think my dad is the “cringeiest” dad joke

2021-01-29 00:05:08 UTC  

@Perhaps Autocorrect strikes against.

2021-01-29 00:06:46 UTC  

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-01-29 00:23:36 UTC  

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2021-01-29 00:23:58 UTC  

I'm in a good mood. Yall get 2 today. 😊

2021-01-29 00:31:19 UTC  

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

||Because it was two tired||

2021-01-29 01:33:59 UTC  

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2021-01-29 01:50:26 UTC  

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2021-01-29 02:15:43 UTC  

Ahahahah, I loved that one

2021-01-29 03:43:28 UTC  

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2021-01-29 03:45:18 UTC  

I ordered a chicken and an egg on the internet ||ill let you know||

2021-01-29 04:11:05 UTC  

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