Message from @JDCREW
Discord ID: 804451541489549363
There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell
@I'm sorry Hey-OHHHH!
I posted a selfie with an avocado mask on Instagram. Now Martians are calling me racist for wearing “green face”.
@Vake Xeacons Green Lives Matter, yo.
Oh no! I've burnt the Hawaiian Pizza.
||I should have listened to my wife and put it on Aloha temperature.||
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is
What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction
Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner
wouldn't it be baseball?
Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.
oh i thought they meant like home plate
Yeah I heard it the baseball way first, but it can go either way incase you suspect people has heard the baseball way more.
@JDCREW it is but just got off work and I am tired
it's okay lol sorry
I think it should be leper, not leopard
😬 my bad
for what?
I'm not a mod ;)
What kind of dad joke is the cringe-iest in your opinion?
*Passes grave yard*
Dad: "People are dying to get in there"
😬
Yes very cringy
I think my dad is the “cringeiest” dad joke
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I'm in a good mood. Yall get 2 today. 😊
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
||Because it was two tired||
Ahahahah, I loved that one
I ordered a chicken and an egg on the internet ||ill let you know||