Message from @SayIDidIt™
Discord ID: 804076425250472008
Jokes on you
I have light mode
I'm on dark mode right now
it feels so
weird
Light Mode is so...
look at this light mode
so amazing
Now back on topic:
Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I’m confident I want to eat here.
I arrived a little early for my dinner reservation, and the manager asked if I'd mind waiting a little while. I told him that was fine, so he handed me a tray of drinks and told me to take them to table seven.
LOL 😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lmao
My wife hates it when I make fun of her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Hehehe
@RagingRanger165 before posting, can you crop the sides off. They are annoying like that. You can use any basic photo editor. Or even WhatsApp etc. Thanks!
Or just open the pic up on your phone and click the crop button... takes like 5 seconds
Correct, Gallery or Google Photos etc.
Sorry. I didn’t realize it was a big deal. I’m sorry
No problem bud!
Lol. Its not a big deal, just makes things look nice and makes it easier to steal 😈
If you take the angel off of a water display, does it become a sans seraph font?
There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell
@I'm sorry Hey-OHHHH!
I posted a selfie with an avocado mask on Instagram. Now Martians are calling me racist for wearing “green face”.
@Vake Xeacons Green Lives Matter, yo.
Oh no! I've burnt the Hawaiian Pizza.
||I should have listened to my wife and put it on Aloha temperature.||
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is
What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction
Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner