https://tenor.com/view/friends-oh-my-eyes-my-eyes-lisa-kudrow-phoebe-shouts-gif-10973109

look at this light mode
so amazing

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-god-please-michael-scott-gif-5268083

Now back on topic:

Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I’m confident I want to eat here.

I arrived a little early for my dinner reservation, and the manager asked if I'd mind waiting a little while. I told him that was fine, so he handed me a tray of drinks and told me to take them to table seven.

LOL 😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Lmao

My wife hates it when I make fun of her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Hehehe

@RagingRanger165 before posting, can you crop the sides off. They are annoying like that. You can use any basic photo editor. Or even WhatsApp etc. Thanks!

✂️

Or just open the pic up on your phone and click the crop button... takes like 5 seconds

Correct, Gallery or Google Photos etc.

Sorry. I didn’t realize it was a big deal. I’m sorry

No problem bud!

Lol. Its not a big deal, just makes things look nice and makes it easier to steal 😈

If you take the angel off of a water display, does it become a sans seraph font?

There's other ways to blow your cover... just ask Eric Swalwell

@I'm sorry Hey-OHHHH!

I posted a selfie with an avocado mask on Instagram. Now Martians are calling me racist for wearing “green face”.

@Vake Xeacons Green Lives Matter, yo.

Oh no! I've burnt the Hawaiian Pizza.

||I should have listened to my wife and put it on Aloha temperature.||

Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is

What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction

Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner

wouldn't it be baseball?

Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.

oh i thought they meant like home plate