Minecraft doesn’t belong in 2021

Minecraft never dies never will lol

Why do seaguls live near the sea?

Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.

Where do fish put their savings? In a riverbank.

And polar bears put theirs in a snowbank

Ay boys

What did the tree say back to the lorax

he couldnt understand cause It was speaking vietmanese!

*evrey military dad joke ever 2021 colorized*

Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

||he didn’t have the guts to do it||

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so funny i talked enchantment table

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My wife said I should get more in touch with my feminine side...


...so I crashed the car

Pppfffffft

My boss told me to have a good day.

||So I went home.||

Where do i keep all my dad jokes?

||in the dad-a-base safe 😜 ||

you're fine for the ping also do you play War Thunder? sorry for this ping

My friend got fired from the calendar conpany, he said he took to many days off

Hashi sry for ghost ping didnt mean to send it

Who does a frog love? A lovely Lilly
What does he call his home? A Pad

What’s a noodles favorite coin?
A penne.

no it's "in a dad-a-base"

Oh yah

no need for "safe", just a dad-a-base

If Epstein was an IT teacher ||he would be a PDF file||

okay.... this channel used to be bad it has been redeemed now with this one https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/801170182986793000/806608484803543070

I am stealing this....

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Like [Redacted] stole the [Redacted]?

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-who-pinged-me-angry-gif-14512411

Ok now

Who Ghost pinged me

@isoboto

Is it you?

i hate dad-jokes channel

I hate you